No I can't, you promised not to mention my chess inability. 
What strange chess rules can you think up?
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winerkleiner wrote:
No I can't, you promised not to mention my chess inability.
I have already have mentioned all your other inabilities so I thought I would drag that out too.
Hess is my hero!
winerkleiner wrote:
Hess is my hero!
I'll fix that; "Kick their Butts Broncos!"
Wait a second, no it's Go Hawks! They win dominate!!
Another rule -demote your officers to pawn if they are misbehaving!
No clocks. When it is your turn to move you have to hold your breath, and you can't release until you move.
No-adjust chess. If a piece is not sitting on the square exactly the way you want, too bad.
Tuesday Knight Madness Chess. If its Tuesday night, all your Knights have to face the "wrong" way. Backwards. Complaining that this caused you to lose is allowed, but strongly discouraged.
Ruksak chess. The first person to sack his rook for an opponents minor piece wins.
King b5 chess. The first player to play his King to b5 wins.
Lasker chess. You have to dress up like your favorite historical chess player. Whoever chooses Emmanual Lasker wins.
Every piece you capture you must balance it on your head, if you drop any you lose.
Jan 26, 2014
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Ubik42 wrote:
No clocks. When it is your turn to move you have to hold your breath, and you can't release until you move.
Been done:
http://www.msoworld.com/2013/07/diving-chess/
Arkhimeedes wrote:
@wiener: finally the Halloween gambit is completely sound!
I'm not much of a chess player so I don't know what that means, sorry, lol.
Blindfold chess boxing .. you have to play the game while you are in the ring by calling out the moves while you are boxing .. Win by knockout or Checkmate whichever comes first .. Tie if you can call out a mate before you hit the ground...
A variant of this is if both players really are blindfolded...
Lol!
Jan 27, 2014
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Ubik42 wrote:
Tuesday Knight Madness Chess. If its Tuesday night, all your Knights have to face the "wrong" way. Backwards. Complaining that this caused you to lose is allowed, but strongly discouraged.
I Love it that even though "complaining" about the knights is not Actually against the rules, it should be considered "poor form."
"Sorry, old chap, but I'm rather afraid I feel obliged to tell you that I found that last remark to be not only ill-considered, but, if I may say so, quite unworthy of a true gentleman."
That'll get 'em. :-)
No eating yoghurt; it might have secret messages from your fans.