What strange chess rules can you think up?

If a potato falls onto the chessboard from out of nowhere, then the first player to pick it up and throw it at a monkey and hit it gets to remove any three opponent's pieces (excluding their king) that they want.

Please note, this is for humorous purposes only. I do not condone hurting animals.

FALCON PUUUUUNNNNCH

You can sacrifice pieces using a necromancer to remove pieces of equal points from your opponent.

Once per game, you can choose to eat a banana instead of moving a piece. If you manage to finish it without a dog begging for a bite, you get to throw the banana peel onto the board, eyes closed - but you can use your hand to tell where pieces are. Any pieces that are knocked over or bumped off the board are removed. If a dog begs for the banana, your opponent gets to throw the peel. If it knocks over a king, then the player who's king remains wins immediately. If both players' kings are knocked over, then the player who threw the peel wins. If the peel bumps a piece of its original square without knocking it over, then the piece remains in play on its new square.

If your queen is totally surrounded by 8 pawns, the pawns turn into rooks and bishops

Cursed: Pawns can also become kings

if your oppnent is wining and you only have a pawn you could promoe it to a legendery pawn wich can go anywhere on the board

Much like cats always fall on their feet, monkeys always catch a thrown potato (even when thrown in the opposite direction).

Ragequitting by throwing the board is now a legal move

The King's only have to stand side by side to feel invincible in the face of a Queen.

Finally, men have reached parity with women.

1. It's a win-win!

If an illegal move was made to check a king even though the side that made the illegal move is in check, both sides win with a 1-1.

2. Foreigners

If a foreign object (say, a leaf) falls on the chess board, the side to move is skipped but the object is that side's to move. That object will move in the shape of a king+knight. If the side to move is in check, the object will automatically be moved to block the check. If there is no way to block the check, the side to move will have to move and the object will still be theirs.

Extra info to Foreigners:

You may stage for someone to place the object on the board, but it may only be done once.

If it is checkmate and the object falls, that object will carry over to the next game on the side of the player who lost. It will be placed on a3 or a6 depending on whether the next game the player whom the object belongs to plays as White or Black.

claiming a win if you do a illegal move

Generaly if you make a illegal move your apponent would stop it and the arbiter will give you one last warning. The game will continue. However,if you keep making illegal moves and make a illegal move for the second time your opponent would have a chance to claim victory. However, if you made an illegal move while your king is in check and your opponent didn't notice that and played another piece without paying attention to your illegal move, you can claim a win. because it's strange that you or the opponent make a illegal move why would you win. This happend in the World Blitz Chess Championship 2017 when Mangus Carlson lost Ernesto. Ernesto made a illegal move knight to E3 while his king was in check unfortunately Mr.Carlson responded with king to D3. After that,Ernesto claimed victory.

Pawns can't move fowards 💀💀

All pieces can ONLY move forward...

Cursed: the king can die too

Bishops can go out of the board