What to do when your opponent plays an opening you don't like.

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AndyClifton

Oh jeez trysts, not you too... Cry

trysts
AndyClifton wrote:

Oh jeez trysts, not you too... 


Was I wrong?

AndyClifton

Well okay, I guess that was right.  "Do not attempt to adjust the picture" could mean "Don't wiggle the antenna to try to get rid of those ghosts"... Smile

Ben_Dubuque

No, My temporary insanity may have worn off, but i have my doubts

RyanGarner
jetfighter13 wrote:

No, My temporary insanity may have worn off, but i have my doubts


 Don't we all at some point?

ScarredEyes

='( You killed my pet dinosaur.

May his spirit rest in peace...but the caretaker didn't have the right size coffin anyway.

But I think he has some unfinished business, wouldn't you agree?

Ben_Dubuque
ScarredEyes wrote:

='( You killed my pet dinosaur.

May his spirit rest in peace...but the caretaker didn't have the right size coffin anyway.

But I think he has some unfinished business, wouldn't you agree?


 sorry, he was singing rey gae that wasnt Bob Marley

my condolences.

 

May the dino of scarredeyes rest in peace and be admited to dino heaven where upon he shall recieve his customary 72 vir... oh wait thats the insurgent funeral right... oops maybe I need to do some digging here....

jp_23
jetfighter13 wrote:
ScarredEyes wrote:

='( You killed my pet dinosaur.

May his spirit rest in peace...but the caretaker didn't have the right size coffin anyway.

But I think he has some unfinished business, wouldn't you agree?


 sorry, he was singing rey gae that wasnt Bob Marley

my condolences.

 

May the dino of scarredeyes rest in peace and be admited to dino heaven where upon he shall recieve his customary 72 vir... oh wait thats the insurgent funeral right... oops maybe I need to do some digging here....


The dino now walks alongside the other four ghosts, determined to haunt you.

Gm_andrewfeng

have u heard of murderer chess?

xiangqian
Most stupid post ever
xiangqian
Try this trick on me and i will smash you in the head with the chess board
PrawnEatsPrawn
xiangqian wrote:
Try this trick on me and i will smash you in the head with the chess board

 

No one in their right mind requires any tricks to beat you.

 

The OP was written as a joke, by a child.

 

Wind your neck in, chump.

AndyClifton

Ooh, now Prawn's gonna get it!...

Gm_andrewfeng
LegoPirate wrote:

Don't you hate it when your opponent plays an opening you don't like? Well, here is a solution for that. But you must have the bag to put the pieces when the tournament is over.

 

Say you don't like the French Defense:

The Magic Bag Trick works like this: First, you put the bag over the opponent's king and other pieces. Then, when you lift it up, hold the bag tightly so the pieces don't fall out. If the French Defense was played, the position should look somewhat like this:
You now win because your opponent has no king.
 Don't try this in an actual tournament. Only try it in a fun(not a chess event) game with a friend who has a good sense of humor. If you actually try this and get in trouble, I assume no responsibility.

THAT IS THE WORST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!ITS SO DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gm_andrewfeng

You do that trick on me and i will get staff to delete your account,legopirate

Gm_andrewfeng
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wadi2

this is really trick I was played with my brother when I wasn't happy to play

RyanGarner
andrewf2002 wrote:
LegoPirate wrote:

Don't you hate it when your opponent plays an opening you don't like? Well, here is a solution for that. But you must have the bag to put the pieces when the tournament is over.

 

Say you don't like the French Defense:

The Magic Bag Trick works like this: First, you put the bag over the opponent's king and other pieces. Then, when you lift it up, hold the bag tightly so the pieces don't fall out. If the French Defense was played, the position should look somewhat like this:
You now win because your opponent has no king.
 Don't try this in an actual tournament. Only try it in a fun(not a chess event) game with a friend who has a good sense of humor. If you actually try this and get in trouble, I assume no responsibility.

THAT IS THE WORST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!ITS SO DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So, im not the only one!! 

PrawnEatsPrawn
PawnAvalanche wrote:

I'm untracking this thread.


May the Cosmos preserve us!

 

TheCabal

Hahaha! Nice one Laughing