https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/5047572626
Why does everybody call ponds "pawns" ?

I love how it took you three minutes to find that. regardless, anyone with a brain can see i was winning until i had about 10 seconds left. oh, and i played that game at 3 AM

They are ponds. I am stockfish. Stockfish is always right.
How come stockfish has lost games before then?
Because you are supposed to learn from mistakes. Since i make none, I make a conscious effort to lose games, so I can "learn" from them.
that is my post for the forum "worst excuses for losing"
+1

They are ponds. I am stockfish. Stockfish is always right.
How come stockfish has lost games before then?
Because you are supposed to learn from mistakes. Since i make none, I make a conscious effort to lose games, so I can "learn" from them.
so theres human interferance SO YOUR NOT COMPLETELY STOCKFISH?!
*you're

They are ponds. I am stockfish. Stockfish is always right.
How come stockfish has lost games before then?
Because you are supposed to learn from mistakes. Since i make none, I make a conscious effort to lose games, so I can "learn" from them.
that is my post for the forum "worst excuses for losing"
it's not an excuse. you're an excuse. what i am saying is not you, its a fact.

They are ponds. I am stockfish. Stockfish is always right.
How come stockfish has lost games before then?
Because you are supposed to learn from mistakes. Since i make none, I make a conscious effort to lose games, so I can "learn" from them.
that is my post for the forum "worst excuses for losing"
it's not an excuse. you're an excuse. what i am saying is not you, its a fact.
I didn't know that computers can trash talk

They are ponds. I am stockfish. Stockfish is always right.
How come stockfish has lost games before then?
Because you are supposed to learn from mistakes. Since i make none, I make a conscious effort to lose games, so I can "learn" from them.
that is my post for the forum "worst excuses for losing"
it's not an excuse. you're an excuse. what i am saying is not you, its a fact.
I didn't know that computers can trash talk
trash talk? trash? go look in a mirror.

They are ponds. I am stockfish. Stockfish is always right.
How come stockfish has lost games before then?
Because you are supposed to learn from mistakes. Since i make none, I make a conscious effort to lose games, so I can "learn" from them.
that is my post for the forum "worst excuses for losing"
it's not an excuse. you're an excuse. what i am saying is not you, its a fact.
I didn't know that computers can trash talk
trash talk? trash? go look in a mirror.
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my keyboard is a bit wet
Bit wet?
Yuck, what have you been doing?
my water spilled
tut tut tut

They are ponds. I am stockfish. Stockfish is always right.
How come stockfish has lost games before then?
Because you are supposed to learn from mistakes. Since i make none, I make a conscious effort to lose games, so I can "learn" from them.
that is my post for the forum "worst excuses for losing"
it's not an excuse. you're an excuse. what i am saying is not you, its a fact.
I didn't know that computers can trash talk
trash talk? trash? go look in a mirror.
I apperantly don't have one
i could roast you in so many different ways for that, but stockfish isn't mean. ._.
They are ponds. I am stockfish. Stockfish is always right.
How come stockfish has lost games before then?
Dirty flaggers.