Ladya... such a funny thread! I notice that you didn't actually play "d00d1234" so I presume you are protecting his identity?
Why I Shouldn't Be a Greeter on Chess.com!

A noob (also spelled n00b) is someone who doesn't know anything about a certain subject, such as video games or chess. However, if such a person is polite and respectful, the term "newbie" is preferred. A n00b is not only lacking knowledge, but also being annoying. :)

Now d00d1234 is wondering where I got my wicked chess skillz!
d00d1234: who is ur chess coach
Me: WGM axvesik.
d00d1234: o rly cuz ur rating sucks
Me: I know it does, but that's why I'm taking lessons to get better.
d00d1234: srsly get a different coach she is bad. even an IM is better than her u will never improve
Me: ...
d00d1234: whats that supposed 2 mean
Me: My chess coach beat IM Anna Zatonskih in a 3-hour Death Match.
d00d1234: whos that
Me: One of the best female chess players ever. Look her up.
d00d1234: na ur rating is still bad so she must not be very good @all
Me: *Logs off*
d00d1234 hey you colosul jerk i was just trying 2 give u summa advice!
Tut, don't they vet these greeters?