Why I Shouldn't Be a Greeter on Chess.com!

Tut, don't they vet these greeters? 

Ladya... such a funny thread! I notice that you didn't actually play "d00d1234" so I presume you are protecting his identity?

Hmm, she's only playing trysts, so looks like trysts is a total noob, just as I thought 

Nice try, Scottrf, but she wouldn't be playing a welcome game with trysts.

Yeah, I was kidding, me and Trysts are best pals.

The only way in which trysts is a n00b is...NONE! 

Can someone enlighten me as to what a noob is (obviously undesirable)?

A noob (also spelled n00b) is someone who doesn't know anything about a certain subject, such as video games or chess. However, if such a person is polite and respectful, the term "newbie" is preferred. A n00b is not only lacking knowledge, but also being annoying. :)

If "d00d1234" asks about the forums, be sure to tell him the scrollbar does not work.

Now d00d1234 is wondering where I got my wicked chess skillz!

d00d1234: who is ur chess coach

Me: WGM axvesik.

d00d1234: o rly cuz ur rating sucks

Me: I know it does, but that's why I'm taking lessons to get better.

d00d1234: srsly get a different coach she is bad. even an IM is better than her u will never improve

Me: ...

d00d1234: whats that supposed 2 mean

Me: My chess coach beat IM Anna Zatonskih in a 3-hour Death Match.

d00d1234: whos that

Me: One of the best female chess players ever. Look her up. 

d00d1234: na ur rating is still bad so she must not be very good @all

Me: *Logs off*

d00d1234 hey you colosul jerk i was just trying 2 give u summa advice!

Interesting statistic of yours:

so don't let your rating upset you. Laughing at "dood1234" trying to give you advice!

And looking over your games, you are improving. Enjoy your lessons!