why you should not play the Sicilian

chessyjayesh

really funny......ha ha 

BrendanJG

I came here because I thought someone might have cracked my dragon :|

XD

summitsun
FutbolStar5 wrote:

I remember when I was 6 and my favorite move was "The Wipeout" (This is a high strategy move where you take you king and knock all of the oponent's pieces off the board.)  My second favorite was "The Rocketship"  (You pick up your king side rook and knock down the oponent's king.)

Did anybody else have these kinds of "favorite" moves?

My favorite is one called "THE KING WANTS A SODA!" In it, the story is that the king wanted a soda (Probably a Sprite) and couldn't find one, so he just knocks down the whole board.

Chessking47

Why white should allow the black


king to give away all of his money:

That is the Standard Mate!



kandykween

These were really funny, lol!

Chessking47
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-shequan

yeah.......... woo-hoo.........

Chessking47

The Poisoned Rook

Fine print: This is only used for chess fun. If used in tournaments, please contact your doctor. You could be suffering from Cerebrum Infectio/Extremum Stupiditis. Please take this note:

Dear Doctor,

I am very stupid. When I say me, I say PE. When I say paper, I say pages. Please do the following:

Give me a coma,

Kill me,

or Help me.

Signed, 

(PE)

I am writing this on pages. I don't know what is one surplus one.

Chessking47

And you will write "I love my mother" as:

i luv PE muthbe

-shequan

omg! that was so funny! hilarious! because it's just so accurate and truthful! wow. astonishing genius! 

wilford-n
Chess321Chess wrote:

The Sicilian is a well known opening. However, it is a fatal blunder for black from move 1. Why you ask? Because of a fatal opening trap set by White.

Brilliant, just bloody brilliant! Chess is now dead.

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armhow

Whew!!!! That I say is REAL CHESS JOKES.  Never laughed so much with chess.com. You are the man.

summitsun
RookSacrifice
RookSacrifice
Expertise87

I liked that : A losing blunder. Later: Another losing blunder.

1RedKnight99

Very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I give it 100 ! marks.

Chessking47
Javan64 wrote:

I think I want white from now on!

Too bad for you!

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