why you should not play the Sicilian

Why white should allow the black

king to give away all of his money:

That is the Standard Mate!

These were really funny, lol!

yeah.......... woo-hoo.........

The Poisoned Rook

Fine print: This is only used for chess fun. If used in tournaments, please contact your doctor. You could be suffering from Cerebrum Infectio/Extremum Stupiditis. Please take this note:

Dear Doctor,

I am very stupid. When I say me, I say PE. When I say paper, I say pages. Please do the following:

Give me a coma,

Kill me,

or Help me.

Signed, 

(PE)

I am writing this on pages. I don't know what is one surplus one.

And you will write "I love my mother" as:

i luv PE muthbe

omg! that was so funny! hilarious! because it's just so accurate and truthful! wow. astonishing genius! 

Brilliant, just bloody brilliant! Chess is now dead.

Whew!!!! That I say is REAL CHESS JOKES.  Never laughed so much with chess.com. You are the man.

I liked that : A losing blunder. Later: Another losing blunder.

Very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I give it 100 ! marks.

Too bad for you!

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chesslarious!

1...e4 would be nice but there's no way to put your pawn on top of White's like that...