Worst Excuses for Losing

XX, stop spamming

im not spamming 

DILLY DILLY

i'll block you if you don't stop.

idk wut im doing wrong 

you're supposed to post excuses for losing in chess, not "dilly dilly"

but its 

DILLY DILLY

pheonix

My opponent castled queenside and his rook then checked my king. He then said "Rookie-dooooo!!!" I felt that any one who could move two pieces on one move, check me and then warhoop about it must be some sort of jenius, so I turned over my king and left quietly before anyone noticed the wet spot on my pants. 

lol, nice

I'm too good and use openings of GM level but my opponents don't understand them and make stupid moves that make me lose.

happens to me. they play a weird move and i don't know how to respond. usually the weird move is f6/f3 on move 1

lol

I was murdered

I would have mated him with my Queen if it hadn't been pinned by a Bishop to my King.

I knew you couldn't castle out of check, but I didn't thing the rules specified you couldn't castle out of checkmate. Talk about losing on a technicality.

Loopholes.

I thought it was my opponents turn and I lost on time.

I was about to mate but I misclicked and sacrificed my queen instead.