hahahaha cuz that's a lie! this thread is great.
Your funniest lie :)
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Bobby Fisher said to me to move but I said can you not see I have checkmated you already now in two moves so now it is called the Bobby Fisher mate!!!
Ooooh! Can I play?
I taught God how to play chess....and he hasn't beaten me yet.
asmaaa wrote:
Yosriv ... you can beat all of champions right ?
I believe you but I can beat you hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Then Iam better than all of champions :)
As long as it's not in what they're the champion at.
I would like to thank fracklefrit for his post...
Oh my God, that's a lie too! Oh stop, I can't breathe!
"Hey, nice catch Julie!" (oh no, another one!)...
(Still, I must say that Julie was cute as heck...and that is no lie.) 
My favorite President:
A guy who wouldn't have a thing to add to this thread:
I booked a flight to heaven and beat Fischer twice there. And I
returned.
i took this picture