I beat Anand, but to give him an advantage, I played right-handed. (I am naturally a southpaw, so we would have been equal if I had played left-handed.)
Your funniest lie :)
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hmmm...
I also made a 4000 fide strength chess engine, but the patent company stole my plans. So if in 2016 if an engine called "high spartan" comes out, credits go to me.
Except that's a lie too!
this is getting out of control. this joint is too funny.
My guess is that the OP knew only too well what he was unleashing on the rest of us with this thread.
Of course, they filmed much of the Life of Brian in Tunisia (it must've rubbed off).
Kanye West writes life-affirming lyrics that respect the humanhood of all women.
Saying "I loosed the chess" is the proper way to say you have been defeated.
I never fall for four-move checkmates anymore. Or the Quadruple-Facepalm Attack.
if they only knew
For what it's worth, I invented chess.
And I founded Parker Brothers.
Yes but since I invented chess, I will need to gather royalities for ever chess game played, so you all owe me say $1.00 a game!!
Don't worry, I've had a Vasectomy.
Believe me, I don't think you're ugly.
You're nuts, I don't smell beer.
You don't look anything like your mother.
Lol ok I will just charge everyone just $.99 each game.
Oh wow, I've just thought of a whole bunch more...
ilikeflags is diplomatic!
Reb is from New England!
Loomis is cheerful!
yeres is Richard Simmons!
LisaV is a virgin!
trysts is a temperance leader!
erik is a flabby coach potato!
tonydal isn't one!
kohai is brusque and often rude!
batgirl has never read a book about chess history!
fracklefrit picks one identity and sticks with it!
AndyClifton's a GM!
goldendog doesn't chase cars!
woodshover is a guy!
woodshover is a girl!
kco thinks today is Monday!
Oh God, stop me before I explode...
I ate my dog!