Your funniest lie :)

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Yes, that's true, 'napper.  Or no, wait...

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I'm confused

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No, I think he means that he isn't confused.  Or no, wait...

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Okay so this is not the world of opposites? 

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Well, now it is!  You gotta be careful what you say on this one...or wait, you don't!

Once again this thread is taking funny into the stratosphere.

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Hey, I wonder if that works for emoticons too.  Like in here is Smile a frownie-face?

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It must or it mustn't.  See I am still confused, not?

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Aha, so only if you say one thing (or not-say it) can you get away from the opposites whammy imposed (even though it isn't) by this thread...

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So what you're saying or not or typing or not is that Frankenstein's bride wasn't a women?

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Yes/no, I/somebody-else believe/deny you/someone-else understand/miss-the-point-entirely!

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Lol I got it and I am also a gm.

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yeah

Avatar of MissKennedy

I opened YOUR toy, and it was already broke... Wait, thats a lie.

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...so it isn't!  Oh God, tears are streaming down my face again...

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MissKennedy sounds fun...how do I post this in "Your funniest lie" forum correctly?

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I'm good at chess.

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Women find me incredibly attractive.

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Trust me.

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chubby, not contradictory, but, unfortunately...

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I've done this before.