How to become GM in 3 months?

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I want to become GM in less than 3 months and impress my friends. What should I do? I'm 23.

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I think the ladder to GM is to lengthy to be finished in 3 Months, sir!
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Buy a fake GM diploma.It should set you back something in the order of $30 although I am not sure.

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Easy!

Get your rating to 2500, get three GM norms - and then wait three months (sometimes a bit less, sometimes a bit more) for the FIDE convention to approve your GM title. 

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solskytz wrote:

Easy!

Get your rating to 2500, get three GM norms - and then wait three months (sometimes a bit less, sometimes a bit more) for the FIDE convention to approve your GM title. 

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I want some tips on how to make 2500 in 3 months. I'm 900 now.

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Settle your study camp on the vicinity of a black hole. Or was it the inverse? I always make a mess of relativity concepts...

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I'm getting good, I even won a silver medal in a live touney yesterday!

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I guarantee success with this, the time honoured formula:

Step 1/ Announce intention on chess.com

Step 2/ When people say you can't, get angry and protest

Step 3/ Announce your intention to study 12 hours a day

Step 4/ Argue on the forum.

Step 5/ Repeat steps 2 to 5 until you succeed. (Taken from my book "Becoming A GM Using The Debating Method". )

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ProCrazy wrote:

I'm getting good, I even won a silver medal in a live touney yesterday!

was the gold winner a gm?  if not, u still have work ahead of u

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unfortunately borislav ivanov is out of the biz, otherwise he could help.  but he only made it to fm & then lost that too ...

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Use the Crisan method. It works all the time.

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ProCrazy wrote:

I want to become GM in less than 3 months and impress my friends. What should I do? I'm 23.

Panic.

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first become an IM in 3 minutes

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'To impress my friends'. Well as long as your 3 month goal that others spend decades on, studying hundreds of books and playing tens of thousands of games is for a good reason, I'm sure you deserve to achieve it in 3 months where they took years. 

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FIDE Arena might work, but that impresses noone apart from your friends perhaps.

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He lost his titles too but is at least still rated by fide.

https://ratings.fide.com/card.phtml?event=1201271

pfren wrote:

Use the Crisan method. It works all the time.

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pfren wrote:

Use the Crisan method. It works all the time.

What's that ?

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ProCrazy wrote:

I want to become GM in less than 3 months and impress my friends. What should I do? I'm 23.

Troll the forums.

Not sure it helps with becoming a GM, but considering how many here do it, it must help with SOMETHING at least.

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Harish73 wrote:
pfren wrote:

Use the Crisan method. It works all the time.

What's that ?

http://zibbit64.blogspot.com/2010/12/curious-case-of-alexandru-crisan.html