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Robert_New_Alekhine

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The Mighty King, Robert_New_Alekhine, has WON THE BATTLE OF THE KINGS!!!

IN GREAT STYLE, THE NEW KING OF PATZERS HAS WON AGAINST DEFEATED MARCOBR444!!!!

Photo of Robert_New_Alekhine.

Full newspaper story:

In great style, Robert_New_Alekhine recently won the title of The King of Patzers against MarcoBR444!

Robert_New_Alekhine is the greatest patzer (a patzer is an amatuer; a player under 2200 in rating) that has ever vied for the title of The King of Patzers. His over-the-board rating is 2100, greater by a whopping thousand points than the previous King of Patzers, MarcoBR444.

Robert's style is a mix of Karpov, Kramnik, Lasker, Tal, and Alekhine. He is an all-rounder and that makes his chessplay more fearsome still.

chess.com member jackfast commented on the game MarcoBR444 vs. Robert_New_Alekhine:

"It is great to see a more worthy successor to the tile. Frankly, Marco is a worse-than average patzer, possesing a rating of 1100.

Even with his brilliant victory, Robert_New_Alekhine remains modest:

"Well, you can't really say that I won the title of the King of Patzers. This was based on only one game. I want to play a match for the title with MarcoBR444...whoever wins will be the King of Patzers. Nothing's planned yet, and I'll let the Chess.Com Gazzete know when more details are available".

Logozar expressed his opinion:

"I think that Robert_New_Alekhine will win...he is outrating Marco by over a thousand points, after all. But of course the match will never happen...Marco is scared!"

Other chess.com members (mostly friends of MarcoBR444) were not so sure about the result of the 12-game match (if it happens). According to them, Marco is winning his correspondence game against Robert_New_Alekhine, and of course correspondence counts for more than 10 0.

Try to solve this tactic from New_Alekhine's win against MarcoBR444, in the critical game for the title:

We whole-heartedly hope that MarcoBR444, the ex-king of patzers, will not cowardly back down from Robert_New_Alekhine, however intimidating his strenght may be. The battle of giants remains to be decided....The title of "The King of Patzers" remains in doubt, although Robert_New_Alekhine is likely to win it.

TacticalAttack1

lol ALL HAIL THE NEW KING!!!!!!!!

LogoCzar

And this positional tactic from the game:

LogoCzar

Retreating the bishop with Ba5, and if b4 then taking on c3 would have worked, probably equalising. But then again, anything can happen in blitz!

Robert_New_Alekhine

I disagree with your assesment after 8...Ne4 and 12.Ng3. Black is fine once he gets to play e5. In fact, we can even consider 12...e5! 13.dxe5 Re8.

DoctorStrange

Ok however Marco has to Honour Sir Robert now.

HahXianMing

But Robert is not a patzer!

GuessWhoIAm

If Robert does become king of patzers, wouldn't logozar be supreme overlord by now? xD

Robert_New_Alekhine
HahXianMing wrote:

But Robert is not a patzer!

 I am U2200--I am a patzer.

I will appoint logozar to dust my shoes ever once in a while. (Just Kidding)

HahXianMing

oh, so we have a new king. 

NaoMIrin

jeez. I am the king of patzers. thought you guys knew that Cool

GuessWhoIAm

Robert, You do know that DORU-66 just defeated you based on your Game Archive.

Which means...

DORU-66 is the new King of Patzers!

DoctorStrange
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
HahXianMing wrote:

But Robert is not a patzer!

 I am U2200--I am a patzer.

I will appoint logozar to dust my shoes ever once in a while. (Just Kidding)

Can I do anything for you? I mean I am PRINCE.

DoctorStrange
GuessWhoIAm wrote:

Robert, You do know that DORU-66 just defeated you based on your Game Archive.

 

Which means...

 

DORU-66 is the new King of Patzers!

No never, he should defeat marco first.

GuessWhoIAm

Harish73 wrote:

GuessWhoIAm wrote:

Robert, You do know that DORU-66 just defeated you based on your Game Archive.

 

Which means...

 

DORU-66 is the new King of Patzers!

No never, he should defeat marco first.

I see, I'll continue searching. XD

I start to realize something, should Robert defeat you first to become the new KoP too?

MarcoBR444

Robert is not a patzer, then he can NOT to be THE KING OF PATZERS!!!

Robert_New_Alekhine

A PATZER IS ONE WHO IS U2200! I AM U 2200 (2100)! In a year or so, I will not be a patzer, THEN YOU CAN REGAIN THE TITLE!!!!

Robert_New_Alekhine
GuessWhoIAm wrote:

Harish73 wrote:

GuessWhoIAm wrote:

 

Robert, You do know that DORU-66 just defeated you based on your Game Archive.

 

Which means...

 

DORU-66 is the new King of Patzers!

 

 

No never, he should defeat marco first.

 

I see, I'll continue searching. XD

 

I start to realize something, should Robert defeat you first to become the new KoP too?

Correspondence doesn't count. And that wasn't supposed to be a match.

Robert_New_Alekhine
Harish73 wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
HahXianMing wrote:

But Robert is not a patzer!

 I am U2200--I am a patzer.

I will appoint logozar to dust my shoes ever once in a while. (Just Kidding)

Can I do anything for you? I mean I am PRINCE.

Well...I suppose you could stop Marco from trying to make himself King of Patzers again.

It would be interesting to see a match between the Prince of Patzers and the ex-King of Patzers.

MarcoBR444
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

A PATZER IS ONE WHO IS U2200! I AM U 2200 (2100)! In a year or so, I will not be a patzer, THEN YOU CAN REGAIN THE TITLE!!!!

 

NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


From 1700+ a person is not a chess patzer anymore, because with 1800+ someone can become a CM - Candidate Master.