Once I bought a tofu. It was of such a weeird shape, it looked like a man with a six pack.
The tofu attack

I received a tofu from you once, ;) I like!
17. , Nb4 ?? ...
easy to explain, wasted opponent.
Nicegames and effort!
on move 7 you could have taken the tofu on d5.
7.exd5 Nb4 8.Nxe5 and white is a pawn up.
Besides, after 17.cxb4 black could have taken
with the bishop 17... Bxb4, and now black is a pawn up.
The earlier the tofu, the better. :)
Ok