The tofu attack

nice one!!

havent heard of the tofu attack

I don't think I'd want to remember how to get back into the tofu attack when Giada is out there...

OMG!! Those are some huge steaks!! I LOVE steaks!!  Hehe Medium rare, please, meaning pink in the middle.  Hehe

tofu is good tofu is lyfe tofu is... actually just a food product made primarily of fermented soybeans

OMG I LOVE GIADA

Her name means "jade" in italian

I love the way she pronounces "spaghetti" 

什么。豆腐攻击。好逗啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈.........

大家不知道你在说什么东西。

And no, I didn't use google translate. That is horrible for translations.

amazing

船尾味道不错

Comments on this site are so confusing!! In some threads, the newest comments are first and in other threads, the oldest comments are first!! You can never tell which are the old ones and which are the new ones!!  :'(

You do realise he can go bxb4 instead of nxb4, right?

That's literally half of my games... it starts out with the same 5 openings all people below 1800 use and then a bunch of mistakes. The winner is the one whose mistakes are less worse than the opponents'. Love the exclamation marks!! :)

 Black's last move was a shocker. No need to come off the back rank. Q d8 would have saved him. Blunder of epic proportions. 

it's hard to endure attacks with tofu

I don't think bishops are normally multi-colored. They're also not usually square-shaped.