Crazy Knight?!! 🤪🤺

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Judge's hammer sent knight to slammer (the bro was on a1)
had stammer was bad at grammar yet he outwitted a lame bishop trapped on f7 behind 2 stupid pawns 
Even a French Bishop looked like a genius compared to that compadre! grin
 
If you have more "idiotic bishop's games" plz... show them off here.... "YOU 🫵 ARE THE HEROESZZ..." 
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borovicka75 wrote:
Grand Liverpool Steeplechase 🏇

YES... grin and with 3.3 seconds to go on the flag... 🏁

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Yet another black crazy knight, it danced and pranced and fancy fenced, and just as it was the most active of all pieces, it became a hindrance rather than going 4 clearance on Nh4!
 
 "You are the z....herosss... 🤪🤺!" grin
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A crazy knight(s) game going "rage-quitting"!!! You are the Z-hero-sss! 💪
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Never have I played a game where I had to deploy and redeploy a knight so so many times. THAT crazy crazy knight won the game all by himself. 
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Good

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Nice

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Another crazy knight seals the deal
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Good! Very helpful!

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Crazy knight(s)

As one of the knights took down a rook, the other knight got jealous and said: "You took a rook, I can also play that game!evil" And so it went down...

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It was 1 minute game or what? I don’t understand how can 2000 play such a horror and don’t resign long ago.

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It was 1 minute game or what? I don’t understand how can 2000 play such a horror and don’t resign long ago.

I am so slow that I can not even play blitz. This is a rated rapid 10 min game. That chap was just pushing his luck... stretched his luck wayyyy beyond the stretching abilities of contortionists... wayyyyyyy...

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Sturm_Gambit wrote:
Illbtu wrote:
borovicka75 wrote:

It was 1 minute game or what? I don’t understand how can 2000 play such a horror and don’t resign long ago.

I am so slow that I can not even play blitz. This is a rated rapid 10 min game. That chap was just pushing his luck... stretched his luck wayyyy beyond the stretching abilities of contortionists... wayyyyyyy...

Grandpa why do you love Caro-Kann? Kannstipation or smthn? I HATE CARO-KANN.

Grandpa does not love Caro, however Caro loves Grandpa. grin

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Grand Liverpool Steeplechase

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Sturm_Gambit wrote:
Illbtu wrote:
Sturm_Gambit wrote:
Illbtu wrote:
borovicka75 wrote:

It was 1 minute game or what? I don’t understand how can 2000 play such a horror and don’t resign long ago.

I am so slow that I can not even play blitz. This is a rated rapid 10 min game. That chap was just pushing his luck... stretched his luck wayyyy beyond the stretching abilities of contortionists... wayyyyyyy...

Grandpa why do you love Caro-Kann? Kannstipation or smthn? I HATE CARO-KANN.

Grandpa does not love Caro, however Caro loves Grandpa.

I am 11, and you are... 70? You are 2000, so please teach me Caro-Kann. I only do Martian or Alien Gambit or do this:

In your universe I am 70000 years old and you are 11 nanoseconds. grin

And I can not teach you Caro. You have to do it yourself my friend. I do not play Caro.