I Beat magnus Carlson!

See the picture.

Also congrats on beating magnus.

that is a girl and he is a boy

That is not me...

Yea guys he is obviously a cat and that's his owner beating magnus up

i am his owner 

No, that is my owner.

Exactly

i am the owner 

You own the owner?

well you see that big red nose he gots that is because i kicked him

I wonder who that is in that picture.... Hmmm

she's a taekwondo black belt

No, it is me, look again

It looks like your friend

It is ME!

He doesn't have white fur

I know it is me, look at the worried face Magnus has? He would only use that face if I was attacking him with the Cat Gambit

I just noticed that your left paw is missing. Did it disappear after you touched Magnus?

Look at him, he is worried! The Cat gambit is like this:

Step 1: Look the opponent in the eyes

Step 2: Stand up out of your chair

step 3: Go all out in a cat furious attack. Beware, you may lose parts of yourself along the way, but what is a gambit?

Step 4: You won! Your opponent is destroyed. (The board should be messed up as well)

Note: Only can play this in OTB chess