𓏢 Løser's Guide to Paradise 𓏢

Hey L_Ø_ser!  

Now if you always wanted to be a good chess-player, and well, you do not have the talents, knowledge, time or decency. Specially decency. Her is a guide to how cheat without getting banned. OK... you will get banned, that is as sure as amen in church, however you can stretch it a bit!

Now I will show you, my sweet dear "LØser" what moves NOT to play. Not that it was your move to begin with...

Løserology Model-1ø1

I mean what the heck was that 8. ...- b7-b6 move from black??? That is screaming "I'll-B-Back"!  Comm-on! Don't do that DO NOT DO THAT!!! DOOO NOOOT DOOO THATTT!!!

Now, you are obviously not good at chess, that is why you are cheating right? So at least become a good cheater, LØser. Learn to cheat. I don't know... go buy the chess-dis-able-course "Looser's Guide 2 Brain-cell-fried-Gambit". LAY OFF TERMINATOR MOVES! 

To play chess with humans, you first have to know how the freakin human thinks. And that is not IT, BOY!

If you get caught cheating in a matter of days, well, you are a lousy cheater too, besides all the other things that you obviously are lousy at, like impotence and "little things" things, and things like that.  

That løser from the game above did not crawl very far. I mean, not ME, since I lost to "Termy", the other løser, the "LØser Model 1ø1". He got caught as fast as he coughed: "Caught-ching!"

Now guys help me gather "Terminator Moves" here to educate the imbecile fools, becoming better at being LØsers.

Much Obliged!