Losing Chess without Dignity - yxyang's Master Class

Gambidiot: Sorry about the rating difference in this match. I mainly check all captures, all forcing moves, and try to not give material away without an even exchange. Just playing like that improves results immediately. I hope this game will be fun for us both.

yxyang: you underestimate me

Gambidiot: I hope not. I try to play all my games like I would against a master, but I’ve never played well enough to beat one.

yxyang: [content removed]

Gambidiot: I’m not sure my mother would agree to that arrangement, but good game anyway! Thanks for playing!

yxyang: i feel like your a bot

Gambidiot: I understand the feeling…When you get down visualization, piece coordination, strategy, tactics, and openings, you’ll see my play was actually pretty basic and human styled.

yxyang: you really are a bot- you type in perfect grammar, you advertise, and when i said [content removed], you didnt react…bot imma report you

Gambidiot: Verbal abuse and directly accusing players of cheating are also against the rules. My game accuracy will probably show unusually high, but not bot high. I was simply given a string of mistakes to follow…a queen brought out too soon so I could kick it repeatedly to get ahead in development, then later entomb.

yxyang: ok gameidiot

Game 1

Game 2

Gambidiot: Congratulations! Having maxed out your reward points in the art of self-entombment, you have achieved Egyptian royalty for life status. I shall call you King Tut!

yxyang: 美国垃圾

Gambidiot: Fret not dear Tut, your U.S. junk will get you packed away shortly.

I keep telling people that America is a continent, not a country. I don’t understand how U.S. ignorance of geography keeps spreading around the world. Guess the international community isn’t much better after all.

yxyang: Please shut up i already reported you

Gambidiot: Only cheaters have to care about that. When you see my account is still active several weeks and months later, know it is because I am doing just fine.

1 down, 1 to go.

Gambidiot: Goodbye yxyang.  I’m really going to miss you.  Parting is such sweet sorrow, but then all good things must come to an end.

To the execution dock, he has come.  To the execution block, for to sail.  He was sick, and nigh to death, but he vowed with his last breath, to go with no wisdom when he set to sail.

And now his days of sailing are at their final end.  False complaints of cheating against poor play he sends.  With great pride, he made his start, and shameful draw offers at his last stop, our King Tut, deposed to his tomb we do send.

yxyang: i hope you have a nice die

Gambidiot: Can you taste it, the sweet nectar of justice.  It comes served with a cold dish and the waitress is calling for you!