Pawn Guard Leader

After six moves black has effectively played two moves. Perhaps you should play this opening against an opponent who is actually doing something, in order to test it out.

I've seen many games played with silly moves to start and the opponent losing as he is saying over and over "this is not real chess!"
I don't plan to play so many moves that seem only to have some asthetic value. I play to get the win, though sometimes I open with f3 when I think i can get away with it.
1. This is just stupid.
2. This is really stupid
3. Did I mention that this was stupid?
4. You guessed it, stupid.
5. Im running out of sentences that utilizes the word "stupid".