Post your worst brain farts

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Sammy_Thechessboy

Brain farts may happen to everyone... and that is not a very pleasant experience ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My worst one:

Post your worst brain farts here!

chesswithsammy

I was in a bullet chess OTB tournament and guess who got scholar's mated grin.png. It was my first bullet tournament so the pressure got to me still, at that point it shouldn't have happened.

sndeww

bullet 1+0

 

fruitmonster97
I fell to a mate in five here:

 

saycheesss

This OTB game was in a very important tournament. I played for black.

But i won LMAO

FaZe_Ninja2

I was in a 10sec arena and to win you just have to premove so I premoved all 4 moves but he scholars mated me :/

DFletcher0306
My worst brain fart.

I did not pay attention here.

saycheesss
DFletcher0306 wrote:
My worst brain fart.

I did not pay attention here.

Well, you're only 100 rated.

DFletcher0306
saycheesss wrote:
DFletcher0306 wrote:
My worst brain fart.

I did not pay attention here.

Well, you're only 100 rated.

I'm a 146 now tho. That game was almost a month ago

saycheesss

That's almost the same rating.

BK5056

Oh yes I have just started and i play chess and love it and got bored and decided to play here and om jeez i was like :l . Forgot how to play meh.png

flamingsword7440
I am black.
 
 
My absolute worst brain fart moment.

 

Jackola7

hi

pcbpcb
saycheesss wrote:

That's almost the same rating.

I wish I could improve my rating by 46% in a month :-)

jimmyiscool525

IM CRACKED AT FORTNITE

 

DFletcher0306
jimmyiscool525 wrote:

IM CRACKED AT FORTNITE

 

That is off topic.

MarekRaid123

 

blueemu

I once lost a chess game because I forgot that Pawns don't move backwards.

DK1233333

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hungry2win

I was in my first bullet and just was losing on time very badly and just lostgrin.png