nwp

Why the hell did you not play 5.Qxf7#?

Instead, you took 88 moves longer than necessary to mate. Not exactly a "pwn".

Most pathetic win I've ever seen. White doesn't even seem to know how to mate with 6 queens and two rooks.

It's so bad it's almost funny.  Even more than the fact that a 494 is claiming to pwn someone.

Guys, his name is over 9 thousand... why are you taking him so seriously...

because he's rated 494

Then again, let's not jump to conclusions.  He might:

a) Be trying to keep his rating down to play in under 500 tournaments.

b) Be using a computer - a ZX81

c) Be aged 2 and really is a prodigy

d) Be using BCF ratings where 200 is 2200 FIDE.

The last player I played that was BCF 494 beat me in 5 moves too, sounds about right. Mystery solved.

Who are you to doubt him? His power is clearly OVER 9000!!!

              You need to get a simple book on basic mates.

because i already won at #5...it feels more fulfilling to torture people.

Had a similar occurance last night. Except he kept requesting draw, and so when end game came around and i was stomping him out , i got 3 queens on board and both rooks. Got scared a couple of times because his king was the only thing left and i didnt wanna risk a draw. 

I think Over 9000 refers to his average moves per game

It really isn't fair to people coming in to the thread now.  The OP has deleted the game so in the interest of righting wrongs, here it is:

http://www.chess.com/livechess/game.html?id=337557245

Enjoy.

nicely done

yay. by the way, i'm mormon, hence the many wives (queens)

i am mormon. i like women. screw you, you warm yogurt-tosser.

Yogurt-tosser?

Is it similar to a salad-tosser?

I'm surprised that OP didn't stalemate, honestly.