Play the King's Gambit. Not only that, but sac at f7 after 1.e4,e5 2.f4?,exf4 3.Bc4,Qh4+ 4.Kf1,Qd8?! 5.Bxf7?? Only did it once and a couple lines after realized how boneheaded it was.
whats the stupidest thing youve done in chess?

Play the King's Gambit. Not only that, but sac at f7 after 1.e4,e5 2.f4?,exf4 3.Bc4,Qh4+ 4.Kf1,Qd8?! 5.Bxf7?? Only did it once and a couple lines after realized how boneheaded it was.
Nice bait

Getting drawn into these forums.
This is not chess
But it's chess related and frankly I have to agree with the Grobe

i was white in both
The second one is actually a common gambit. It's one variation of the Queen's Gambit (though not the most popular variation).

trying to outdo tals sacrifices by saccing my king was pretty stupid but it did save my b 5 pawn from capture
Once I was playing a game where I was up an exchange in a tournament that in it I had won the same person before. SO I started to relax, he won the exchange back, and ended up winning the game. (bleep)