Won with faking the King’s Gambit then using the (lol) Scholar’s Mate


[Date "01/16/2021 08:52AM"]
[FEN rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1]
[White "TalkingBeing"]
[Black "98VL"]
[Result "TalkingBeing won by checkmate"]
[WhiteElo "461"]
[BlackElo "550"]
[Termination "TalkingBeing won by checkmate"]
1.e4 {15:09} e5 {15:08} 2.Bc4 {15:06} Nf6 {15:07} 3.f4 {15:09} Nxe4 {14:52} 4.Qh5 {15:06} Nf6 {13:55} 5.Qxf7# {15:12} {TalkingBeing won by checkmate}

I genuinely think that's a decent opening. Like even if black defends perfectly, you're not instantly losing or anything. You can play out a middlegame.