1. e5 d5 2.exd5 Bg4 FECES opening
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1. e5? How?
1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Bg4
How do you take their bishop?
why do you have to play dirty to win? Very simple win.
I hereby declare that anyone playing the Feces defense immediately be declared an "Enemy of the Game" and be banished from ever playing chess again.
When anyone plays this garbage on me, I gleefully take their bishop and resolve to win the game no matter how dirty I have to play.