100 reasons you suck at chess

63. you are smart (on opposite day)

I just suck

I can think of just five now.

1. My pieces have a personal vendetta against each other.

2. I confuse knights with horses from My Little Pony.
3. My strategy involves hoping my opponent falls asleep.
4. I'm secretly a master of "accidental" pawn moves.
5. My brain is wired for romance novels, not chess strategies.

65. you don't know the difference between a blunder and a brilliant move

66. you don't know how to calculate

67. You don't have the patience to analyse the position because you spend all your time playing blitz

69. you try to get the rooks out early

68. you play the bongcloud opening

70. you try to be bad

71. you don't study openings

72. u haft tu because your in a class that makes you do chess

73. you blunder your queen early

74. your new to chess

75. you spend too much time on other stuff

76. you watch to much Italian brain rot ( thung thung thung sahor tralalele tralala etc)

77. you focus too much on blogs, posting, clubs

78. you make 50 trillon clubs but all of them have 1 member

haa!