1000 Reasons Why You Always Loose in Chess ♟

Write reason why this random person always looses in chess ♟.

Because you can't spell

It is just because we donot pay attention to the threats.

Because you don't know how to spell lose vs loose.

because someone entered the room and ruined his concentration

I always loose cos my pieces are always lose, I loose my concentration then I go to the loos when I loose to losen myself up, and they say I'm a bad looser.

He gets a stomach tumult and has to go to the toilet. Well, at least that's what happens to me - Burp

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cheaters

because i suck

Higher fiber can help loosen things so you lose all that waste that bulges your waist.

I was so dumb that somebody closed my account 

My testicles get snagged in the park bench.

I didn’t see that when I closed my iPad I started a game

You believe that when you resign, you win

Because you need to learn how to spell lose

because my opponent trash talks to me.

Screws loosen when you fail to use Loctite.