Hack into chess.com servers and delete all the files
1000 ways to cheat at chess

Do bribery and contact chess.com's ISP to know their exact location. Grab a bat and destroy their servers.


Somebody will lock this forum, and say you should join the cheating forum club.
Also, shouldn't this be in off-topic?

If your thread can't reach 100 comments before getting locked after getting bumped by a chess.com superstar you should give up on trolling

Its against chess.com rules to discuss cheating in the Open Forums. If you wish to discuss cheating, please do it here:
https://www.chess.com/groups/view/cheating-forum
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