1000 ways to cheat at chess

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Idrinkyourhealth2

This is the thread about to find 1000 ways of glitching or cheating at chess. Post your best ideas!

BronsteinPawn

Hack into chess.com servers and delete all the files

BronsteinPawn

Do bribery and contact chess.com's ISP to know their exact location. Grab a bat and destroy their servers.

BronsteinPawn

Pay someone to hack into chess.com and delete all files

BronsteinPawn

Edit the HTML code so your rating says 9999

BronsteinPawn

Bump this thread

BronsteinPawn

Get muted for making so much comments in so little time

BronsteinPawn

Someone please unmute me

silverfir
that would be really stupid, silly, evil, make many people mad at you, might giv you a lapse in prison.
FM_Checkmate

Somebody will lock this forum, and say you should join the cheating forum club.

Also, shouldn't this be in off-topic?

BronsteinPawn

If your thread can't reach 100 comments before getting locked after getting bumped by a chess.com superstar you should give up on trolling

silverfir
Is that avatar a pic of David BronsteinPawn?
Diakonia

Its against chess.com rules to discuss cheating in the Open Forums.  If you wish to discuss cheating, please do it here:

https://www.chess.com/groups/view/cheating-forum

macer75

Let's see how long it takes for the mods to lock this.

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