10000 signs I suck at chess

18. Checkmate

19. "Yay!" I win cause I got mate!

20. I forgot bishops could move backwards

21. I get forked by the king

I think I’m worse

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22. I forgot to wash my hands before playing.

23. I promoted my pawn to a king

24. You played someone with 100 elo 500 times and you lost every time

25.you thought the rook was a bird

26. You tried to promote a bishop at the end of the board because you thought it would become an Archbishop

26. Your computer exploded while you were playing a bullet game

27.You thought the king was a queen and vice versa

28. You put the king and queen in the wrong place

29.You whipped out an uno reverse card when you got mated

30. You bought a gun because you were playing a bullet game

31. You thought that the knight ate sugar cubes and gave it away because you thought it would starve

I lose 🫠