I truly love this guy
And he will love it that I love him
And I love that again
Spring is in the air 
A confession from ME
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or is it a girl ;-)
Apr 4, 2008
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= the most rediculous thing i have ever read. there are obviously enough trolls who work for free ;)
Apr 4, 2008
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RichardHayden wrote: erik wrote: = the most rediculous thing i have ever read. there are obviously enough trolls who work for free ;)
Eric, so how much are you paying him to troll here?
actually, it's the other way around. i'm billing him. he should get an invoice in the mail any day now....
pedro is still a better troll than you cheater_1 and he's not even doing it on purpose.
neneko wrote: pedro is still a better troll than you cheater_1 and he's not even doing it on purpose.
I agree with this. The quality of Pedro's trolling is usually excellent. His posts make me burst out with laughter practically every time. Cheater's just make me sigh and move on to the next topic. I'm also pretty confident that I could make up the kind of shit Cheater writes if I really wanted to, but Pedro's stuff is often very unique and clever.
Apr 4, 2008
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Now now now. Tsk Tsk Tsk. Comparing me to another "troll", saying that Im far inferior, is not going to make me feel upset.
Allow me to set things straight. I'm the best chess cheater, I do not strive to be the best troll. I dont care if there are 1 million better trolls and flamers. I call it like I see it. I dont say ridiculous things just to stir the pot or use vulgarity to make a point. I SPEAK THE TRUTH.
Second, there seems to be a few people who keep telling me to brush up on my material, I'm losing my edge, get some new lines, blah blah blah. Well, I'm not a comedian. I'm not here to amuse you. I'm not even here to antagonize you. I say what I feel and stick to it. Im like an old pair of blue jeans that is very COMFORTABLE. Just like the MOST SUCCESSFUL companies stick with a slogan or logo for decades as opposed to the upstart companies that have a new catch phrase every week--I'm here for the long haul. What you see is what you get. Oh, I've seen the wannabes that consult joke books or insult books and thesaurasuses just so they appear to be well rounded, but what you end up with is someone with ZERO PERSONALITY. Theyre basically a one-liner machine. Every sentence we speak they view as nothing but a set up for their well rehearsed comeback. The truly witty, creative posters are 100% of the time the shallowest, emptiest, stupidest, buffoons. They rely on everything else in life BUT themselves.
To sit down with me, one on one, would be a delight to most of you here. I am an engaging conversationalist and usually assume the DEVILS ADVOCATE position on most every topic. No one who has ever spent time with ME has ever said I'm a boring person. Most have said I'm a JERK, but it is better to be remembered and HATED than to be thought of as a nice person and quickly forgotten.
Am I the wittiest? NO. I dont aspire to be. I will have no new material to put forth and will not CREATE an edge to my posts just to make you all happy. I'm not here for that.
Now, I will do my homework. I will research this "pedro" you have been talking about and see what it is that really makes you people jump for joy.
Apr 4, 2008
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By the way, everyone, if my posts are so boring and inane and makes you all sigh and doesnt bring you joy....QUIT READING THEM!!!!!...TURN THE CHANNEL.......QUIT RESPONDING TO THEM......PROVE TO ME YOU DISLIKE ME AND IGNORE ME!!!!!!
ill bet you cant
What a crock of ---- it must be nice to be so great at everything as this guy /girl seems to believe they are.
Apr 5, 2008
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This might be the first time I've ever found common cause with Cheater_1 on anything. Say whatever else you will about him (some of you already have!), the man's got a good taste in beer. Mmm... Killian's.
Killian's is alright, but I would not like it ruined by having cheater_1 sitting next to me and boring me with his ***** chat. I would have a beer with pedro if he is old enough, even if I have to explain a few things.
It is hard to be humble when u r perfect in so many ways, but against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain, and she/he is a miserable wretch who does not love life and lust under the rain of summer.
erik wrote: = the most rediculous thing i have ever read. there are obviously enough trolls who work for free ;)
Haha, that's so true! Like someone else implied, the best one's don't even know they're doing it.
A few of us found cheater_1 out, actually. I described at Come see me cheat ..., page=4.
hm.......hm........hm........hm........
very long story.....why no simplify some so i understanding easly....
cheater 1,i heard your famous name quite long ago....its about 50years ago...u cheat me...did u remember!!!!!!!??
This is the same guy that use to get his butt kicked in high school for being a fool!!
Nice to see some pople never grow up!
Remember the story about a popular USA tire company used to send one of its employees into the adjacent Walmart parking lot to slash peoples tires so they would have to go to that tire store and buy new tires? I cannot confirm or deny that I am a PLANT, sent here on a mission to TROLL the forums and make it interesting for everyone. I make thousands of dollars a week as a professional TROLL, and am consulted by some of the LARGEST websites in the WORLD to troll and flame its users so as to generate controversy and increase the users. I have dozens of websites on MySpace and Facebook, many of them where I masquerade as a hot babe, just to generate traffic on those sites. These websites have deeeeeeeeep pockets and pay to have a STANDOUT user. All is not what it seems on the internet, my friends. I may or may not never have touched a chess piece in my life. I may or may not be a 25 year old man sitting on the public internet terminal in FEDERAL PRISON doing 25 to life for capital murder. I may or may not be just who I say I am. I may or may not be on my 8th KILLIANS right now. Professional trolls, PAID trolls exist SOLELY to create traffic. I am one of them.....oh...and I also LOVE chess.
More to follow.