A Game I Played With My Girlfriend

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HungryHungry

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This is my girlfriend. She is the best chess player you have ever seen. If I had another girlfriend she would also not be just as good. If you see my girlfriend, know she is mine and not yours, and you can never have her. That's what its like to have a girlfriend.

 

Also she is my chastised sex slave.

 

 

 

Good luck figuring out how she lost!

IMKeto
ROCKurbedroom69 wrote:

 

 

~The Rocket~

maybe lay off the roids, and read the site rules.

CleDaddy216

Why is talking about his sex slave in a chess forum though. And now her photo is out in the open. *blech*

JustOneUSer
#4

Pretty sure both of you will be in trouble after that.

He broke the rules, yes.

You broke them as well. Perhaps more.

So tell him he is wrong if you must, but why be a hypocyt in the process?
JustOneUSer
#1
She's not that good.

She missed mate on move 26.
IMKeto
ROCKurbedroom69 wrote:

 

~The Rocket~

I stand corrected...CTE...and reported.

Slow_pawn
ROCKurbedroom69 wrote:

 

 

~The Rocket~

Not sure why anyone would feel like any if this is appropriate to say. 

Pulpofeira

Lenin went even further, he said his wife was the only woman capable to understand marxism and chess.

Slow_pawn
HungryHungry wrote:

 

 

This is my girlfriend. She is the best chess player you have ever seen. If I had another girlfriend she would also not be just as good. If you see my girlfriend, know she is mine and not yours, and you can never have her. That's what its like to have a girlfriend.

 

Also she is my chastised sex slave.

 

 

 

Good luck figuring out how she lost!

I should've read this post fully before I commented. I saw "a game I played with my girlfriend" and then I saw ROCK's post. Please ignore post eleven. An original post like that deserves the trolling  

CleDaddy216
FishEyedFools wrote:

I stand corrected...CTE...and reported.

 

I'm new to the online chess world. What is CTE? The only thing I could think of was all this concussion related stuff going on in sports these days.

IMKeto
CleDaddy216 wrote:
FishEyedFools wrote:

I stand corrected...CTE...and reported.

 

I'm new to the online chess world. What is CTE? The only thing I could think of was all this concussion related stuff going on in sports these days.

Bingo!

CleDaddy216
stuzzicadenti wrote:

i thought your girlfriend played pretty good, well for a girl of course.

 

Wow, insecure much?

blueemu

Geeze, people... isn't anyone interested in the GAME?

 

1) I have a couple of suggestions. After 13. Bd8 Kxd8 14. Bc4, why not just go back to e8 with the King? That seems to avoid all the screwy tactics. Black seems to be a safe piece ahead.

2) 18. ... Rg8 looks ridiculous. At least try 18. ... Qe3 instead.

 

 

IMKeto
ROCKurbedroom69 wrote:

 

 

~The Rocker~

Reporting you has turned into a full time job...

 
 
hairhorn

I don't think "chastised" means what you think it means. 

GWTR
Pulpofeira wrote:

Lenin went even further, he said his wife was the only woman capable to understand marxism and chess.

Lenin was wise to be with someone into chess and Marxism

Pulpofeira

No wise man would say such a stupid thing.

HungryHungry
hairhorn wrote:

I don't think "chastised" means what you think it means. 

She wears a chastity belt. What does that word mean if not that?

macer75
HungryHungry wrote:
hairhorn wrote:

I don't think "chastised" means what you think it means. 

She wears a chastity belt. What does that word mean if not that?

It means something that the mods are going to do to you when they see this thread.

ArgoNavis
HungryHungry escribió:

 If you see my girlfriend, know she is mine and not yours, and you can never have her.

Did the shop assistant give you a ticket in case you want a refund?

 

On another note...are you @ShamanofYork?

Or did you steal the image from him?