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rTechnno_Waflles

Anyone 2200 and above rating is an Alien.
Anyone who plays g4 is aswell.

They say it was "Swamp gas" but it was Boris Spassky [The Alien]. Bobby Fischer Knew about it.



















macer75
rTechnno_Waflles wrote:
They say it was "Swamp gas" but it was Boris Spassky [The Alien]. Bobby Fischer Knew about it.

Was Bobby Fischer also an alien?

rTechnno_Waflles

Yes he is a good alien (the psychic type). He has good cover (He's in space over mars right now)

NewArdweaden

How come there's such a sharp line between humans and aliens? Are you implying that anyone with a rating of 2199 is not an alien but anybody with 2200 is? 

ShubhikaSharma

So, if I work hard enough to reach 2200, i become an alian ? 

rTechnno_Waflles

Implying? Theres no room for doubt. Its Science. (ology)

Just keep playing! You should know by now the more chess you play the less human you become. I dont write the rules on WHEN you mutate into a freakish otherworldly being. Just look it up on Discovery channel "Pyramid Code & Chess".

NewArdweaden
LuckyRana9 wrote:

So, if I work hard enough to reach 2200, i become an alian ? 

By definition you can't reach 2200 if you are already a human.

macer75
NewArdweaden wrote:
LuckyRana9 wrote:

So, if I work hard enough to reach 2200, i become an alian ? 

By definition you can't reach 2200 if you are already a human.

And people who will reach 2200 at some point later in their lives are already aliens; they just don't know it yet.

rTechnno_Waflles

Did anyone notice the Subliminal Chess Puzzle in the original Post? I DIDNT PUT THAT THERE!!

macer75
rTechnno_Waflles wrote:

Did anyone notice the Subliminal Chess Puzzle in the original Post? I DIDNT PUT THAT THERE!!

I noticed it, but how is it subliminal?

rTechnno_Waflles

Who do you work for Macer? and why do you have a NUMBER attached to your name?

macer75
rTechnno_Waflles wrote:

Who do you work for Macer? and why do you have a NUMBER attached to your name?

I have a NUMBER attached to my name because "macer" was already taken.

And in response to your first question: Why do u ask? Let me guess - Is it because you noticed how much time I spend on chess.com, figured that my job gives me a lot of free time, and so you want to work where I do?

Disgruntled_Sheep
rTechnno_Waflles wrote:

Anyone 2200 and above rating is an Alien.
Anyone who plays g4 is aswell.

So basically you can be an alien if you are amazing at chess, but also can be an alien if you are prone to getting mated in fools mate? Well I won't say it isn't possible...

RonaldJosephCote

                        Yeah, we all want your job kid. The number is explanable, but why do you have the same avatar as the REAL Macer??

rTechnno_Waflles

Well Macer-75. Yes "Macer" was already taken. BECAUSE THERE ARE MANY LIKE YOU! Either a clone or a Robot sent by the Extra-Terrestrials to spy and dish out Ms.Information!

 

-Suspicion breeds confidence-




-Has anyone figured out the Puzzle?- :o

macer75

No... not this stuff about the other macers again!

RonaldJosephCote

                     Your going to be harassed by all of Macer's friends until you change your avatar.

macer75

I suppose that macer's friends are pretty good at harrasing people, just like macer himself. So I guess that means I should consider changing my avatar. Do you have any suggestions RJC?

rTechnno_Waflles

a Flying Saucer YOU Republican!

macer75
rTechnno_Waflles wrote:

a Flying Saucer YOU Republican!

lol... u actually looked through all of the groups that I'm in?