Am I a chess master?!

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waffllemaster
JoshuaMcClellan1 wrote:
orangehonda wrote:

There's also a universe where (nearly) everything is the same as ours except chess is only ever played with pieces made out of cheese.  Sadly in this universe woodshover is allergic to cheese -- not the kind of allergic you're thinking of, if he ever so much as smells cheese on someone's breath it causes a rainstorm of fudge to happen somewhere on earth (even the underground parts).  In this universe such "allergies" are common and such people identified and quarantined at birth, for even in such universes these people are considered very odd and something of a cruel joke played by god.

None the less, in said universe woodshover not only becomes World Champ in chess, he also has time to post nonsense on chess websites about it.

The End.

 

I wish it was possible to "like" on a coment

I forgot about this comment, very funny LaughingInnocent

Conflagration_Planet

I wonder why this thread madw Flags so angry. He's been hostile toward me every sense I posted it ages ago.

TheGrobe

Oh come on, we all know you two are the same person.

waffllemaster

Shhhhh!

Conflagration_Planet

Wink

TheGrobe

Oh, I must be thinking about a different universe.

Conflagration_Planet

Could be.

macer75

bump

pdve

by all accounts the universe is 'only' 15 billion years old and finite. donno much about inflation theory. i think penrose is working on it. hawking belongs to the big bang camp as do most physicists.

pdve

i do believe that there should be other universes just as there are other planets, other stars, other solar systems, other galaxies, why not other universes which may or may not exist at the same time, whatever 'time' is.

Conflagration_Planet
pdve wrote:

i do believe that there should be other universes just as there are other planets, other stars, other solar systems, other galaxies, why not other universes which may or may not exist at the same time, whatever 'time' is.

Actually, I agree. Why should this be the only universe? Some theories suggest that there should be at least 10^500 universes. A number unimaginable.Surprised

Conflagration_Planet

Smile

Conflagration_Planet

Need more posts.

macer75

I agree.

Crazychessplaya

Conflagration_Planet

Subject wiil never be dead. Besides it's better for the horse, if you wait til it's dead before you beat it.

netzach

Conflagration_Planet

Yell

DrSpudnik

This need for attention by bumping dead threads displays a certain Thanatos fixation that may, upon further analysis, reveal the roots of a number of unresolved conflicts. Do go on.

Conflagration_Planet

I just think it's an interesting subject. I would also like to know why this thread pissed flags off so much.