amazonian Bobby Fischer

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Death2ThaKing

Bobby Fischer dna was cloned. the young man lives in the dense forest of the amazon. lives in the canopy where he hones his tracking and hunter skills. In his off time, plays and teaches chess to the villagers where they have tournies. He cant be beaten there niether. eventually he will make himself known to the world and beat evryone up on the chess board. he only speaks the secret language of the forest. he is now learning english, russian, spanish, german, canadian eh, australian mate, arabic, and dabbles in french. he wants to show the world the new the snake in my hut gambit. also the banana defense. this is all surprising since he is only 9 yrs old now. so, u may be asking yourself; when will he show himself to the world and dominate chess once again? in his secret language, he said in the year 2020. thats only 8 yrs away, un believable people. i will keep yall posted on his progress.

Sesquipedalian4

Oh, I get it now. You must know the secret language of the forest, too! Otherwise, how would you know?

Death2ThaKing

no, there was an interpreter there. lol

1RedKnight99

A piranha would have eaten him.

Death2ThaKing

its not nonsense. its very real. and he doesnt swim in the amazon river where pirahna live. he takes his baths in a big iron pot. 

ChessForceRecon

It all makes sense to me.

Master_Po

I like the story.  I heard he takes regular vacations to Minden, La and hits the casinos in Bossier City counting cards - in disguise of course, since his age.   

 Semper Paratus Marine. 

learningthemoves

What is his name?

Fear_ItseIf

ok, i admit, I AM THE FOREST CHILD HE SPEAKS OF!

bow down to my babana gambit 

Master_Po

Robert Abraham Goldberg Amazonas? 

atarw

Canadian isnt a language

Death2ThaKing

he is not to be toyed with. ive seen him mate in the first move of the opening. he reached across the board, slit the guys throat. hes a beast.

ChessForceRecon

It would show us all if he did show up in 2020.

Master_Po

"ive seen him mate in the first move of the opening. he reached across the board, slit the guys throat"

lol, that's kinda funny, I don't care who you are.  lol.