As dictated by Mr Tate: " I was in Cincinnati at a fastfood restuarant. I saw this attractive woman and asked her if she wanted to play chess. Unfortunately there was this guy with her and he said "I got winner". So we started playing and she was really bad like the worst chess person I've ever played against. I knew I was going to have to play this guy because there was no way people would believe me if I lost. She was that bad. So I ended up winning. And the guy sits down and starts handing my pieces over to me. It was gross because he was eating fries and his fingers were kind of greasy. At one point he says "Jadoub" and when he is adjusting his piece he accidently knocks mine over and sets it back up and now it's all gross and shiny because I was playing black. I tell him he shouldn't eat so many fries. He seemed angry when I said that. After that he keeps saying "jadoub" and knocking over my pieces on purpose and then getting them all greasy when he picks them back up. So I start trading down pieces because I want to get out of there. Unfortunately we get down to my king and knight versus his king and pawn. I blocked his pawn with my king and immediately he says he won't except a draw offer. So I end up having to keep playing until we reach 50 moves. It took 4 hours and the whole time he kept saying jadoub and touching my pieces with his greasy fingers. Did I mention he ordered fries two more times during the game? That was the worst game of chess I ever played, no competition."
As dictated by Mr Tate: " I was in Cincinnati at a fastfood restuarant. I saw this attractive woman and asked her if she wanted to play chess. Unfortunately there was this guy with her and he said "I got winner". So we started playing and she was really bad like the worst chess person I've ever played against. I knew I was going to have to play this guy because there was no way people would believe me if I lost. She was that bad. So I ended up winning. And the guy sits down and starts handing my pieces over to me. It was gross because he was eating fries and his fingers were kind of greasy. At one point he says "Jadoub" and when he is adjusting his piece he accidently knocks mine over and sets it back up and now it's all gross and shiny because I was playing black. I tell him he shouldn't eat so many fries. He seemed angry when I said that. After that he keeps saying "jadoub" and knocking over my pieces on purpose and then getting them all greasy when he picks them back up. So I start trading down pieces because I want to get out of there. Unfortunately we get down to my king and knight versus his king and pawn. I blocked his pawn with my king and immediately he says he won't except a draw offer. So I end up having to keep playing until we reach 50 moves. It took 4 hours and the whole time he kept saying jadoub and touching my pieces with his greasy fingers. Did I mention he ordered fries two more times during the game? That was the worst game of chess I ever played, no competition."