Are all chess players unathletic?

Wow, you genuinely are completely obsessed with me, lol. And not just my "nose"! You probably have pics of me all over your room. Correct. Sorry poor little Jason but if you didnt want people researching you then maybe you shouldnt have used  your real name in your profile Maybe I should sell you my used undergarments. That would be nice thankyou.

Ok let me hold your little hand and break things down for you, my closeted little friend. My FIDE rating is meaningless because I have only played in 2 FIDE rated events and one of which I was sick and forfeited more than one game. That is a blatant lie. Once again you seem intent on lying about something I can easily check. Unfortunately my city rarely has FIDE rated events and I have a life so travelling just to get FIDE points really hasn't been a priority for me. I also have never played in a single USCF rated event so that 1800 ish USCF rating is either the result of someone impersonating me or the guy who lives in Chicago who has my name also plays chess. At any rate, my established EXPERT otb rating is based on HUNDREDS of games and is therefore obviously very accurate. I've been expert-rated at classical time controls for many years and compete on par with players with a FIDE rating of about 2100, so I know that's the FIDE rating I'm worth as well. If I stopped here I would be selling myself short as I haven't taken classical chess very seriously for quite some time and am much stronger than that in speed chess. When we rated otb active (rapid) events I was about 2250. I'm at least that much in OTB blitz. And the 2411 online bullet rating established after 100's of games also gives a strong indication as to what my level is. 2400 in online bullet on chess.com means less than nothing, i know many 1500 OTB players with ratings as high as 2400 in bullet.

There you go my little fanboy. Enough infor to keep you in ecstasy for days! Nah, not enough, which is why I did a little bit more on my own. Seems you have a long history of being a Narcisistic prick online. 

https://groups.google.com/g/rec.games.chess.misc/c/bsv7BlOiaNU/m/ydlpOw

That was a good read. 

https://uchess.proboards.com/thread/255/repa-dead

So was that one. I've also read your silly vanity blogs which you clearly write just to boost your own ego and get self-validation. I've also seen your old yourube channel. Got a good laugh watching that cringy sh%t.

You've been an OTB player for over 11 years? Dude, that's just pitiful. And you have the nerve to insult my chess? You've likely been playing for over 10x longer than me and what do you have to show for it? A terribly poor FIDE rating which you pathetically make excuses for, a crappy blog and only 100 more rating points. It's almost not worth it talking to you, you just have no clue. Ive improved faster than you could have hoped for in your wet dreams (if you permit me to steal your analogy), and your still in your mothers basement bragging about your rating which has barely changed in the last 5 years! In 6 months I will be stronger than you are, and in 12 months I will be strong enough to beat you 10 games out of 10. And youll still be sitting in the basement doing the same pathetic bullsh%t youve done for the last 20 years.

Now go run along and beg someone else to babysit you. I really have zero interest in you kid.

I will be 2300 blitz in 6 months. Start your timer