Are you tired of losing at chess?

If you're planning on trying to get students from Chess.com, I'd say the number one suggestion would be to get your rating up to a level concomitant with a teacher. 1576 is quite a way below what teachers are generally rated at. If you can't do this, then perhaps it's you who needs a teacher!

You're also playing way too many games at once, in my opinion. I've set myself a maximum simultaneous games level of 30, but try to keep it around a steady 20. You've lost more games than you've won on this site, and that's not exactly going to inspire confidence in any prospective students. They'd instantly ask themselves if they shouldn't instead be getting lessons from the people who've beaten you.

So, cut down drastically on the games you're playing simultaneously. I'd have thought that 50 would be the absolute limit if you're actually planning on devoting time to analysing variations. If you're just playing the first move that comes into your head (which, admittedly, I tend to do unless the position is obviously complex), then...don't. That should improve your rating by a couple of hundred points, in time. It will also mean that you learn far more from each game, and you'll get a better sense of the possibilities in each position, and their consequences.

Hey folks, I'm a good chess teacher myself. I can teach you to cheat like no one else. And it's totally undetectable. I will did throw some grammar and sppelying lessons too and it'll cost you no more then 6000 Japanese yen per hour. Remember, yen only because people in Japan play some serious chess and make good TV's.

This is just stupid. Dont feed the troll.

amm u teaching me?  Dont think so...

oh oh oh, i know!! u say u play at 1 sec per move on chess.com, so ur rating is 1500s!!

I have another system. It teaches very quickly. Here is how it works: I stand next to you with a cattle prod while you play. Whenever you play a bad move, I zap you with it. It motivates, it's efficient and it's fun for me.

It also works well in teaching guys to get out from bottom in wrestling, give them 5 seconds to get out or they get zapped. Shout out to Kolat.

I should be giving lessons seeing as how a couple of years ago I qualified for the US Championship. They were offering "Patron Entry Fees" and anybody who paid a $25,000 EF could enter. I could have come up with the money so technically I qualified.

Are you really that qualified??

WIll you please teach me how to play Great Master Chess Teacher?

Let me step in here. The knight is a piece. It is a chess piece. You move chess pieces when you play. You can move the knight as well as other pieces. $50 plz.

Oh my..

Dont you need like some sort of master title to teach? I would not be taught from anyone less than a master level

Thanks, I'm only a beginner at the moment with a love to teach chess and whether I'm a gm or not i COULD TEACH SOME PEOPLE A FEW THINGS! By the way how is my reputation ''shot''?

Is it just me or do them Aussies always seem to be promoting one of their websites, chesskings or whatever it is. Hmmm....

And also by the sounds of things you played in the chesskids schools championship which has very little strong competition I got 5/7 and am I advertising as a bigshot coach NO! Because that would be ridiculous and no one would be a student. My advice is study study study books books books the more you can recall the better.

 Yeah, and i have won the world championship(scarcastic).

Give the kid a break. If its tournament rating you talking about then I say .. kid you have along way to learn. If its live chess rating.. then lo and behold.. it means nothing. As the warning says; its beta baby. Lol

Fine if I'm such as bad coach why don't you critics take me under your wing and teach me some few things so I can live up to the standards I am advertising

and i don't mean advice like 'go read and study' is your better than i am teach me properly!

please