OH! Story Time heh? 
True Story. When I was 21, I was SAPOSE to be guarding nuclear weapons. Your not sapose to have any "unothorized reading material" out on posts. Well the commander snuck up on me and I thought for sure I was gonna be busted. I was reading "The Lord Of The Rings"
He took one look at it, thought it was a Bible. And after he left I continued to be an astidious Hobbit!
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NMA2, I'm willing to let bygone's be bygone's and apologize about my comment to you in the "All The Reason's We Hate V3" thread. Send me another friend request.
Every other online user is like this, nothing special. Moving along
Kay's older than me, and I'm 60.
It is so nice seeing RJC back. I think that I brought him out of retirment.
Sep 1, 2016
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DalkerKD wrote:
Every other online user is like this, nothing special. Moving along
Ummm no. The vast majority are not. its just that those that are bad... get all the press.
Sep 1, 2016
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Troll thread or not, psychiatry & blessings aside, this thread does reveal that many here have difficulty with reading and/or comprehension.
Sep 1, 2016
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The fact that there is a disable chat button should tell you people like that are no suprise. Don't be afraid to use the button if it upsets you.
Sep 1, 2016
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I love the video, and the song. For me it is impossible to hear it without thinking of the video game "space invaders'. Is this true for most the people here?
Nov 5, 2017
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darthion escribió:
Rip bunicula
bunicula is dead, long live president_max
"Complaint against" threads before they were cool
U can disable chat. I saw that its fake.
You have split personality.
More like an entire identity
That's what the border guard said when my passport was ripped.
I feel like this thread has been sufficiently drawn out, so I can slightly derail it with my border guard story. When I was 16 or 17 I went on a mission trip to Mexico. We stayed in Texas and every day we'd walk across the border and take a hand-pulled ferry across the Rio Grande. On our last day in Mexico, we were walking back across the border. Of course you only have to show your passport and answer questions when going into the US. I was at the end of the line, with only my youth pastor behind me. And it got to the kid in front of me. They start asking him the usual questions, "are you bringing any food back with you?" "No." "Are you bringing any drinks back with you?" "No." Then he asks, "are you bringing any plants back with you?" And at this point, I thought it would be hilarious to pop my head into the kiosk and say, "does marijuana count?" Of course I've never so much as seen a joint in my life. And the two guards just look at each other, and then look at me. Then the one in front points behind me and says, "you see that car lift over there? That's where we can take a car, strip it down piece by piece, and then just leave it there. We can do that to people too." Well I just about [Edited for language - Mod.] and then they started laughing and told me to go on ahead. Lesson learned: do not eff around with border guards.
whoa.... thats a good story. Ive been to Cozumel and Belize and you dont mess with any official looking dudes (or dudets) asking to see your passport.