blitz/bullet rating is the only thing that matters in internet chess

Yes, Muhammad is a kid, I'm a fruitfly and Till is a 2264 bullet who is being ignored by the Canadian. I wonder why?

I´m not sure. I mean its very strange that someone who has a picture of himself as an Avatar and his real name given, behaves on the forums in such a way. 

@Canadian

Oh, we're playing "throw baseless ad-hominem insults at each other" now, are we?

Sorry, I don't like that game. But I'll give you a load of traits of mine that you can endlessly mock, seeing as you like doing that!

I'm British.

I'm transgender.

I'm bisexual.

I like watching Disney films.

I like My Little Pony.

I have autism.

I have never beaten a grandmaster OTB.

I am unemployed.

I have few friends.

That should be enough material to last a while. Do your worst! :)

Good luck in your life daydreamy! :)

Pulpofeira wrote:

Yes, Muhammad is a kid, I'm a fruitfly and Till is a 2264 bullet who is being ignored by the Canadian. I wonder why?

Who said I'm a kid. I'm a preteen. Kids are

Well, Canada is too far away from everywhere.

Less than 10.

Chaotic. Too many people posting at the same time.

My mistake, I use to call a kid who is younger than 20.

True, but seriously what kind of humans behave like him?? I cant understand it.

Muhammad, your language skills are impressive considering your age. Congrats.

There are, but they usually don't have too many teeth remaining.

Pulp. Are you aged 98? I saw it somewhere. :P

Who told you?!

canadian expert trash player confirmed, doesn't even have a FIDE rating

here's mine if you're wondering

http://ratings.fide.com/card.phtml?event=2042142

Thanks Till! I am the best English-speaker in my grade. Thank you God!

Pulpofeira wrote:

Who told you?!

Daniel told me. You, that is.

@Muhammad: probably I was drunk.

@Kirby: I want one of those!

Congrats Kirby. :)

Shockingly, Pulp was born in 1915.