Bobby Fischer vs Lenny_Bongcloud. A Bing Chat story.

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Here is a possible movie scene script: INT. CHESS HALL - DAY The chess hall is filled with spectators, commentators, and cameras. LENNYBONGCLOUD and BOBBY FISHER are sitting at a chess table, playing the final game of the Ultimate History Championship. Lenny is white, Fisher is black. Lenny has only his king and a few pawns left, while Fisher has his king, queen, rook, and several pawns. Lenny's king is on e4, Fisher's king is on g8. LENNY: (voice-over) So this is it. The moment of truth. The final showdown. The ultimate test. I'm playing against the greatest chess player of all time, Bobby fucking Fisher. And I'm losing. Badly. He's got me cornered, he's got me outgunned, he's got me outsmarted. He thinks he's got me beat. He thinks he's got me scared. He thinks he's got me by the balls. Well, he's wrong. He doesn't know who he's dealing with. He doesn't know what I'm capable of. He doesn't know what I'm about to do. FISHER: (voice-over) This is too easy. Too fucking easy. I'm playing against the biggest joke of the chess world, Lenny fucking Bongcloud. And I'm winning. Easily. I've got him trapped, I've got him outnumbered, I've got him outclassed. He's got nothing left, nothing but his pathetic king and some useless pawns. He's got no chance, no hope, no future. He's done. He's finished. He's toast. LENNY: (voice-over) He thinks he can beat me with his fancy moves, his fancy tactics, his fancy strategy. He thinks he can intimidate me with his cold stare, his smug grin, his arrogant attitude. He thinks he can humiliate me in front of the whole world, in front of the cameras, in front of the history books. Well, he's wrong. He can't beat me with his chess skills, because I don't play by his rules. I don't play by any rules. I play by my own rules. I play by the Bongcloud. FISHER: (voice-over) He thinks he can fool me with his stupid moves, his stupid blunders, his stupid style. He thinks he can confuse me with his erratic behavior, his crazy gestures, his insane logic. He thinks he can impress me with his gutsy attitude, his reckless courage, his defiant spirit. Well, he's wrong. He can't fool me with his chess tricks, because I see through them all. I see through his bullshit. I see through his Bongcloud. LENNY: (voice-over) He doesn't understand what the Bongcloud is. He doesn't understand what it means to play the Bongcloud. He doesn't understand that the Bongcloud is not just a move, not just a system, not just a philosophy. The Bongcloud is a way of life, a way of being, a way of seeing. The Bongcloud is a statement, a challenge, a revolution. FISHER: (voice-over) He doesn't realize what the Bongcloud is. He doesn't realize what it does to play the Bongcloud. He doesn't realize that the Bongcloud is not just a mistake, not just a joke, not just a madness. The Bongcloud is a suicide, a surrender, a self-destruction. LENNY: (voice-over) The Bongcloud is my weapon, my shield, my power. FISHER: (voice-over) The Bongcloud is his weakness, his flaw, his downfall. LENNY: (voice-over) The Bongcloud is my art, my passion, my glory. FISHER: (voice-over) The Bongcloud is his folly, his shame, his doom. LENNY: (voice-over) The Bongcloud is my destiny. FISHER: (voice-over) The Bongcloud is his death. They stare at each other with intense hatred and respect. LENNY: (moves his king to f5) Check. FISHER: (looks surprised and annoyed) What? LENNY: You heard me. Check. FISHER: Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? LENNY: Do I look like I'm kidding? FISHER: You're insane. LENNY: No, I'm brilliant.
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sorry, missposted that