Bongcloud Invitational!

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Mushyrulez
bjazz wrote:
Mushyrulez wrote:

stuff


 I've never even considered this, but... If I get to play you at one point... Don't be offended if I disable the chat.


deuuud that compltly ruinns te hgamme tough

oinquarki
mrguy888 wrote:

Oinq is my favorite to win this. Anyone want to put up predictions on this elite tournament?


Yeahaeeaah deuueudd!!

mrguy888
soothsayer8 wrote:

TheMouse and jerry 2468 are the ratings favorites, but not sure how much that counts for. The question is, who has the most impressive Bongcloud portfolio. I've seen some high level games from both mrguy888 and pauix! ;)


Wow it took me this long to get the pun... 

oinquarki

hey yeah deuuuueeeedz I already beat mushyrulez thanks to the checkmate loses rule

http://www.chess.com/echess/game.html?id=46326462

I play 15... Kg3 and I'm checkmated, which means he loses so I win

He must have missed this tactic in the purple haze

turns out the Raspberry Danish Counterattack is really strong

Mushyrulez

i call a rematch, he could'ev blocked with the bishop

oinquarki
Mushyrulez wrote:

i call a rematch, he could'ev blocked with the bishop


 

nuh-uh man bishops don't move thatwise it'd have to be like some kinda dragon bishup to take your rook, and so far only my knights are draguns

 

Mushyrulez

ok fin we make this a best two out of five match, u must win two out of five matchs to advans

oinquarki
Mushyrulez wrote:

ok fin we make this a best two out of five match, u must win two out of five matchs to advans


So just one more game? well that's awfully kind of you

mrguy888

Who was it again who was covering this tourny on chess.com tv?

oinquarki
mrguy888 wrote:

Who was it again who was covering this tourny on chess.com tv?


you're like the gummit man, man!

mrguy888
oinquarki wrote:
mrguy888 wrote:

Who was it again who was covering this tourny on chess.com tv?


you're like the gummit man, man!


Using my epic google skills I have decided you are calling me either a liberal priest, a counterfeiter, or a keeper of creatures meant to be slashed apart at the whims of a monkey.

I hope you can understand my confusion here.

oinquarki
mrguy888 wrote:

Using my epic google skills I have decided you are calling me either a liberal priest, a counterfeiter, or a keeper of creatures meant to be slashed apart at the whims of a monkey.

I hope you can understand my confusion here.


http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gummit

mrguy888
oinquarki wrote:
mrguy888 wrote:

Using my epic google skills I have decided you are calling me either a liberal priest, a counterfeiter, or a keeper of creatures meant to be slashed apart at the whims of a monkey.

I hope you can understand my confusion here.


http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gummit


So I am either the condom man or the eraser man! I suppose it is better than no title at all.

mrguy888

I found an interesting article on gummit man:

http://blogdredd.blogspot.com/2009/09/what-if-we-went-to-gummit-meeting.html

oinquarki
mrguy888 wrote:

Awesome.

Mushyrulez

>capture the h9 pawn

ivandh

Who am I supposed to, be, like, playing or whatever, man?

ivandh

Hey man, it doessssn't mater what coleurs we are, man. White, red, green. We are all just, like people, dued.

oinquarki
Mushyrulez wrote:

>capture the h9 pawn


Noooo deuuuued, it's defended by the dragun knight on k15.

TheGrobe
Conquistador wrote:

I would like to announce a new tournament has been opened!

The First Official King of the Hill Bongcloud Invitational!

Post here to sign up!  This will be a knockout format tournament, 3-days per move, unrated games to ensure people do not play the system. 

Note: Checkmate is not considered a victory.  In the event of checkmate, the result will be in a loss to the player giving the checkmate.  The only way to win is to march the king to the other side of the board.  In the event that there is a draw, black will be given the advance to the next round.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa: http://www.chess.com/tournament/bongcloud-invitational