Borislav Ivanov is BACK!

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DrSpudnik

He knows who kohai is, she must have tossed him from the site a dozen times.

waffllemaster
Timothy_P wrote:
FirebrandX wrote:

Turns out Ivanov really is innocent. Someone out to frame him decided to clone his DNA and then planted Houdini in his duplicate body to cheat in all these events under the last name of Ivanof. It worked because Erik got confused and banned Ivanov by mistake.

this post was clearly a joke

How can you be sure?

Scottrf
Timothy_P wrote:
FirebrandX wrote:

Turns out Ivanov really is innocent. Someone out to frame him decided to clone his DNA and then planted Houdini in his duplicate body to cheat in all these events under the last name of Ivanof. It worked because Erik got confused and banned Ivanov by mistake.

this post was clearly a joke

No way?!!!

Pre_VizsIa
waffllemaster wrote:
Timothy_P wrote:
FirebrandX wrote:

Turns out Ivanov really is innocent. Someone out to frame him decided to clone his DNA and then planted Houdini in his duplicate body to cheat in all these events under the last name of Ivanof. It worked because Erik got confused and banned Ivanov by mistake.

this post was clearly a joke

How can you be sure?

because I'm a genius! I know you're joking but here goes:

1) cloning technology -even if working- can't produce a twin of Borislav - it would be younger than him

2) Ivanov isn't and wasn't banned.

3) Erik can't ban players from FIDE events.

Pre_VizsIa
Christmas_Is_Awesome wrote:

Is that what really happened?  Is Erik lying or do you believe this or what.

this is the person whom I informed the post was a joke

Pre_VizsIa
Christmas_Is_Awesome wrote:

The text in regard to Ivanov is a joke, but it was meant to lampoon this site's management over a more serious matter.

So you mean that Japanese dude is not longer here after faking his illness?

Cheers,

Becky

kohai is a she, and DrSpudnik was also being sarcastic about kohai faking an illness...

DrSpudnik

I tend to fake sarcasm, though. Sincere sarcasm hurts.

waffllemaster
Timothy_P wrote:
waffllemaster wrote:
Timothy_P wrote:
FirebrandX wrote:

Turns out Ivanov really is innocent. Someone out to frame him decided to clone his DNA and then planted Houdini in his duplicate body to cheat in all these events under the last name of Ivanof. It worked because Erik got confused and banned Ivanov by mistake.

this post was clearly a joke

How can you be sure?

because I'm a genius! I know you're joking but here goes:

1) cloning technology -even if working- can't produce a twin of Borislav - it would be younger than him

2) Ivanov isn't and wasn't banned.

3) Erik can't ban players from FIDE events.

1) Are you sure?  I'm pretty sure that's how cloning works.  Like a photo copier, 1 you goes in, 2 yous come out.

2) Yeah, but his clone was right?

3) Since FIDE runs chess, and chess.com is run by Erik, I'm pretty sure Erik is high on the food chain in FIDE.  I'm sure he could ban a soulless cheating clone like Ivanov's

Pre_VizsIa

1) yes, I'm sure 2) no 3) lol

Pre_VizsIa

Hey if they ever make cloning technology like that, let me know!

Nanques

Someone explain to me how he can know the moves through hes shoes ?

DrSpudnik

Feet, do your stuff!

kco

beep beep beep, morse code of course !

waffllemaster
landlubberdolphin wrote:
FirebrandX wrote:

Turns out Ivanov really is innocent. Someone out to frame him decided to clone his DNA and then planted Houdini in his duplicate body to cheat in all these events under the last name of Ivanof. It worked because Erik got confused and banned Ivanov by mistake.

you are as subtle as a hand grenade

for your sake i hope no one ever falsely accuses you, firebrandX, of anything i don't think your psyche could handle it

And for the sake of your profession I hope rape whistles don't become widespread among sea faring folk.

SmyslovFan

So, what was this thread about?

SocialPanda
For your delight here are the latest creations by Ivanov:
 



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And now a draw:



Validior

lots of tweets on twic about it....seems he was thrown out of the latest tourney too.

SocialPanda

Ok, this is the latest news, from 30 minutes ago:

El Maestro FIDE bulgaro Borislav Ivanov ha sido expulsado del torneo Navalmoral de la Mata porque en la ronda 6 su oponente, el GM Guliyev le solicitó al árbitro que Ivanov debía quitarse los zapatos, para ver si escondía algún dispositivo sofisticado. Ivanov no aceptó quitarse los zapatos y se le otorgó el punto a Guliyev. Luego en la ronda 7 Ivanov no fue incluido en el emparejamiento. En este torneo Ivanov marchaba al frente con 4.5 puntos de 5 posibles, que incluía 2 victorias contra Grandes Maestros y tablas contra otro.

Source: http://playchessmurcia.blogspot.pt/2013/12/nuevamente-ivanov-rehusa-quitarse-los.html

It says that GM Guliyev ask to the arbiter to check Ivanov shoes, Ivanov refused so the game was awarded to Guliyev, in the next round Ivanov was not paired.

So it´s easy, you don´t need to do anything special to win against Ivanov, just ask him to play barefoot.

Irontiger

Why did they refund the entry ? If they have some reason to kick him out, they can do it with no refund, if they don't, it won't protect them from lawsuits.