[Event "?"]
[Site "?"]
[Date "????.??.??"]
[Round "?"]
[White "?"]
[Black "?"]
[Result "1-0"]
[Link "https://www.chess.com/game/computer/291944936"]
1. e4 e5 2. d4 {You’re making me full-stack big-mad.} 2... exd4 3. Qxd4 {My pawn
is deader than MS-DOS.} 3... Nc6 {I could use a hacking apprentice. Use your
knight to capture three times, and I’ll reveal my plans to take down Chess.com.}
4. Qd1 {Launching TouchGrassInsult.exe} 4... Bb4+ {01000010 01101001 01110011
01101000 01101111 01110000 00101110} 5. Bd2 {Chess.com’s server-side bits are
almost as messy as Chess.com’s user-side bytes.} 5... Bxd2+ 6. Qxd2 {You’re
Turing testing my patience.} 6... d5 {Pawn - Enabled. Startup Impact - High.} 7.
exd5 {Denying the user request to take my piece.} 7... Nce7 {You lack the right
permissions to keep that piece.} 8. Bc4 {Zip it like a compressed folder.} 8...
Qd7 {I don’t think it’s healthy to save this many pictures of Magnus Carlsen on
your device.} 9. Nc3
{https://letmegooglethat.com/ $2q=How+does+the+knight+move+in+chess} 9... Nf6 {I
can’t believe THAT’S your phone and/or desktop background $1} 10. O-O-O {Firewall
detected. Anger utilization rising.} 10... a6 {Pawn - Enabled. Startup Impact -
High.} 11. Nf3 {Did you replace your CPU with cheap thermal paste $2 Because this
game is getting hot $1} 11... b5 {You lack the right permissions to keep that
piece.} 12. Bb3 O-O {It doesn’t take a quantum computer to see that was the best
move possible.} 13. Ne5 {Denying the user request to take my piece.} 13... Qd6
{I don’t think it’s healthy to save this many pictures of Magnus Carlsen on your
device.} 14. Nc6 {Zip it like a compressed folder.} 14... Nxc6 15. dxc6 {I'll
try unplugging my knight and plugging it back in.} 15... Qxc6 {404 error - Pawn
not found.} 16. Rhe1 {C:\\User\\Chessboard\\RookMove.exe} 16... Qxg2 {Hack the
planet $1} 17. Qd8 {Launching TouchGrassInsult.exe} 17... Qg5+ {“ChessIsCool123”
is your banking password $2 Seriously $2} 18. Kb1 {It would be a shame if a
cybernetic, super-genius hacker suddenly formatted your hard drive…} 18... c5
19. Qxf8+ {I’m the admin $1 I give the commands around here (as long as I remember
my password).} 19... Kxf8 20. Rd8+ {Release my king or I’ll release your browser
history.} 20... Ne8 21. Rdxe8# {The Hacker wept for there were no more
mainframes to hack. Reboot and play again $2} 1-0
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/4yyJbGs6r2?tab=review
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