Can I Become a GM in 30 Seconds?

Well, can I?

Time's up, you've all failed me.

C,monn, TheGrobe, gimme a minnit.

Finally, a 100% conclusive "can I be a GM in ___ amount of time" thread.

Yes.

Yeah, anything's possible, like, just focus on the right stuff, yeah, don't let anyone put you down and stuff, believe in your dreams, yeah.

Don't be silly.  Everyone knows it takes at least a month.

Also, you could have done it, if you just fit 10,000 hours of training into those 30 seconds. Simple.

I have been noted for my ability to multitask.

You can do anything if you put the work in.  Currently, I'm working on breaking the speed of light on foot.  Gettin' close.

No, it takes an extra 5 seconds to learn how the horsey moves.  But once you've mastered that, yeah, I can see it.

We've got a folk singer around these parts who mastered that.  We call him "Lightfoot".

He claims to have mastered it, but I think his method is sunk.

No, you're sinking of Edmund Fitzgerald.

Lightfoot--isn't he the guy that recorded "The Wreck of the Acoustic Ballad?"

No, that was "The Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald".