Can I Have a Gift Membership for Game Analysis?

Hi! I was wondering if someone could gift me a membership? A gold 1-month will be fine, and in return I'll deeply annotate any 3 games of your choice! And I'll tell you what I think you should work on to get better!

My otb rating is over 2000, so keep that in mind because I can help anyone rated a lot lower! 

Thanks guys :)

Go find another way to get yours for free like the rest of us.  They are not worth the money.

Game analysis is free in this forum.

Nice try though

I'll gift you as long as you show me your compactset. ;)

I'm not offering game analysis! Annotating your games and seeing your weaknesses is much more than what most ppl do in the game analysis forums. 

If you want game analysis you could just use stockfish

Also, I'm going to ignore any nonserious responses from now on!

To be honest, I seriously doubt you'll get anyone to gift you a membership. And there are plenty of folks on here already who offer to annotate games. A gold membership is $5. That's a trivial amount, so why not just buy your own membership?

There is no Shaina in the USCF database with rating over 2000+, so either that's not your rating or that's not your name.  I'd expect a math person to be a little more on top of such basic inconsistencies.