I think its a marriage proposal.
Can someone decipher this?

I think its a marriage proposal.
That was my first thought, but i dont think youre supposed to be 'slappin"

It's an ode to the beauty of the unicorn.
I can understand that. But what about the "sjw shootin" part? If youre oding the beauty of the unicorm, you wouldnt be sjw shootin them would you?

Probably a far-right troll. SJW stands for Social Justice Warrior, and also has another meaning concerning the current Prime Minister of Canada.
It's one of several insults commonly thrown around in the CBC and Global News comment sections.
Wwwwwwwww3: I'm the tr ck hittin, sn tch shootin, f ggot slappin, SJW shootin, muney snipin, b tch fookin, n gger whippin OG!