I am not allowed to discuss this too loudly anywhere, but since I am marked for death I might as well make it count. I believe a conspiracy of immense proportions has come to trouble our little chess earth, for while you see not the doings of the brave World Champion Magnus Carlsen, it is far better not to understand than to do so. I mean to say, Kirsan Ilyumzinov has been pressuring Carlsen for a long time, and will continue to do so, until the famous Norwegian forsakes his title to the Russian flag. They want one last shot in the dark before the chinese come to take back what is theirs. Don't look twice...watch your back...see you on the other side.
OMG! Everything makes so much sense now! They're out to get us - I can feel it! We're all doomed!
I am not allowed to discuss this too loudly anywhere, but since I am marked for death I might as well make it count. I believe a conspiracy of immense proportions has come to trouble our little chess earth, for while you see not the doings of the brave World Champion Magnus Carlsen, it is far better not to understand than to do so. I mean to say, Kirsan Ilyumzinov has been pressuring Carlsen for a long time, and will continue to do so, until the famous Norwegian forsakes his title to the Russian flag. They want one last shot in the dark before the chinese come to take back what is theirs. Don't look twice...watch your back...see you on the other side.