Chess Addiction: I'm losing my life to push the wood . . .

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Politicalmusic

LOL.  I like that Gomer_Pyle lol

Kernicterus

Who is this Jude Acers phenomenon?

Politicalmusic

He is a guy ... Chess took over his life . . .

He is in New Orleans, Louisiana, USA

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jude_Acers

jerry2468

lo.khgcv c

jethro924

I am not addicted to pawn, and I wouldn't admit to bashing my bishop a little bit LOL

Politicalmusic

lol

hackcomic

my life stinks anyway

I just want live tourneys and thats about it

 

great to see you all

Gerard

Laughingknight

I live in fear of australians now because they always say mate.

Politicalmusic

LOL

exigentsky
Politicalmusic wrote:

 

In this picture . .. we see the ultimate chess addict:  Jude Acers

The all too consuming world of chess.  I think at least every serious chess player had Chess to interfere with either one of the following

School Work Significant Other Social Life

I lived in DC a couple of summers ago and would play with a group of guys in Silver Springs, MD at the Starbucks.  It's really funny... we would sit out there and play all night... and if we got tired...we would travel to Dupont Circle and play more.  I'm not married, but the married guys wives would call them and couldn't believe they were possibly out until 2am playing chess!  lol.  We had a discussion...and suprisignly...each person had some conflict with chess and their girlfriend/boyfriend/wife at some point (and the younger players school lol).

 

So I guess my question is... how did you tame your chess bug?  (or rather... is it tamed at all?  lol)

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If things come to mind or you know what these are... you may be an addict

Do you have to play chess as soon as you get out of bed or go to sleep on chess.com? ICC = ______________________________
Rybka or Fritz? _________________
Philidor Defense and _________________ are two critical rook and pawn endings
Opposition? Distant Opposition
Carlsen ___________ My Great _____________ by Kasparov
Reassess Your __________ by Jeremy Silman The Dragon Supernationals Bad Bishop 2nd and 7th ________ Smothered __________ Slang for Tournament ___________ Patzer or Fish Searching for ______________ Bruce Pandolfini (Side note... I would highly recomment Jeremy Silman's Books for non-professionals...nothing personal Bruce) Gata ________ Corus A Group Robert Hess Akobian Shulman Maurice Ashley Polgar Sister Bobby Fischer Kramnik Lasker Capablanca Alekhine Doubled _________ or Double ___________ En Passant En Prise "I adjust" Touch Move Stalemate Triangulation Outflanking (You are a real nerd) Benoni The Bird .... you fill in the rest... I will be all night lol.

Chess is an excellent and useful game but like all things must be pursued in moderation (outside of professionals of course). Smile Although, I can definitely relate and not just regarding chess.

Doctorjosephthomas

You are deceived comrade.  Chess does not interfer with life because chess is life: the one true  path!  Stop frittering away your lives on empty efforts and concentrate on the real prize!

Politicalmusic

Got it doc!  lol

mwafrika
Nelso_125 wrote:

The first website I visit when I get on the computer is not google. Here is what I do:

1. Open Chrome

2.Type 'chess' and press ctrl + Enter

This works, ctrl +enter adds www. and .com to an address giving you quicker access to chess.com...I mean...the Internet. 


 works with explorer as well...

now I can save vital seconds logging onto chess.com.

thx

nqi
AfafBouardi wrote:
nqi wrote:

I can't walk across a series of squares without moving in the shape of a knight


I thought this one might be a joke...but I'm rethinking that.


I'm sorry to confess it isn't

midwestompkrew
mwafrika wrote:
Nelso_125 wrote:

The first website I visit when I get on the computer is not google. Here is what I do:

1. Open Chrome

2.Type 'chess' and press ctrl + Enter

This works, ctrl +enter adds www. and .com to an address giving you quicker access to chess.com...I mean...the Internet. 


 works with explorer as well...

now I can save vital seconds logging onto chess.com.

thx


 

err is my addiction further along because i have my homepage set to chess.com??

Politicalmusic
midwestompkrew wrote:
mwafrika wrote:
Nelso_125 wrote:

The first website I visit when I get on the computer is not google. Here is what I do:

1. Open Chrome

2.Type 'chess' and press ctrl + Enter

This works, ctrl +enter adds www. and .com to an address giving you quicker access to chess.com...I mean...the Internet. 


 works with explorer as well...

now I can save vital seconds logging onto chess.com.

thx


 

err is my addiction further along because i have my homepage set to chess.com??


lol maybe

FerrBear

I push my wood every morning.

0zero0
yep it is.  i lived in new orleans for a while and actually paid him 5 bucks to play.  Needless to say I lost...Politicalmusic wrote:

Yeah, I believe that's his spot in the French Quarters


Politicalmusic
FerrBear wrote:

I push my wood every morning.


Well at least you are unlike me... popping up at random chess clubs (I travel a lot)... the dialogue is something like this..

 

"Oh... chess... is this some sort of chess club or something... I haven't played in ages...mind if I get a game?"

After the normal perfunctory questions like, "Are you USCF rated?"  I just say... "yeah but I can't remember my rating... its been a long time ago ha ha lol.

And then proceed with giving them a game ...

tigergutt
AtahanT wrote:
severIII wrote:

I think they're called Philidor and Lucena's position, not defense.


 No one claimed otherwise...


yes they did. check the first post. read the post next time and you dont end up getting owned again while insulting people:)