When you're beaten repeatedly and soundly... and kept coming back for more!
Aside:
1. Really, Reginald?
2. You talking about me Bowanza?
Lol
Chess Addicts #9
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it's a romantic night, at lovers day, you tell your girlfriend she is a queen, and right when she is about to open your present. kaboom! you eat her! how can someone drop a queen so stupidly? what a patzer...
you know you're a chess addict when your boss offers you a promotion & you turn it down thinking he wants to turn you into his queen...
you know you're a chess addict when...
you day dream about playing chess sometimes
you know you're a chess addict when...
you sneak in a quick bullet/blitz game while your at work
you know you're a chess addict when...
zlhflans wrote:
You walk like a knight on a tiled floor.
You know your a chess addict when:
HAHA it's like you read my mind I do that all of the time!!
Feb 13, 2009
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#408
kent7711 wrote:
you are logging on to chess.com nearly every day.
You know you´re a chess addict when...
I think that should be everyday not nearly, as i no most people are on here every day lol :)
You know you're a chess addict when...You bought a laptop computer just so you could go online to chess.com and still be in the living room with your family. (I did this)
You know you're a chess addict when...
You know your a chess addict when you yell out E-4 on the golf course.
When you wake up and the first thing you do is checking on chess.com who played what move in your games...
You know you're a chess addict when...
The surge of excitement when you see 'My MOVE' in red is matched only by your dismay at not seeing 'My MOVE' when you log on to your chess.com homepage
When you ask fritz for love advice.
When You order a En Passant instead of an egg croissant at McDonalds.
When someone calls you a Woodpusherand you don't take it the wrong way.
Woodpusher means a patzer or duffer if you didn't know.
...when on your report on the current state of english monarchy, you abbreviate Elisabeth the second as Qe2.
You know that you're a chess addict when...
you find yourself still playing on chess.com at 4am and you've got to be up for work at 7 !!
you know you're addicted when you are watching football, and then think the formation of teh players seems like the classic KID settup...
Feb 13, 2009
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#419
You agree the anagram (caddish sect) and (chess addict) describe both.
You know you're a chess addict when...
You buy a chess computer..... and can beat it.
Fritz 11 stops talking to you......you're wife stops talking to you.
You're rating is higher than your wage.