Chess as fertilizer.

This was funny. Intentional or not. I would laugh, but I don't have time.

RDR75, woodshover has already proven his innate ability inspiring unintentional laughs. This is not disputed in any way. If the question is "intentional or not"?, there is still more evidence that one could survive a direct hit from an atomic bomb, than there is of woodshover's wit.

 You're a wellspring of snide remarks, but I've never been impressed by your wit yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbScYCkVCRE&feature=related   Sip this sauce.

Woodshover, you are not being nice. Don't you realize that if we ate or sipped that stuff we would burn our throats and probably even die? Surely you don't wish that on us.

But it looks delicious!!!!!!

OK. Do you suppose it would make good fertilizer?

I was just wondering how many games a person of average talent would have to play to get to perhaps 1500 or so.

 Double stupid, I ....I don't know what to say.

Did you check out the sauce I posted?

Since you started at 1200 last December, and now you're 1114, and you want to know how long before you're 1500?  I'm going with never.

 That was a default rating, and you know it. I'd never played before in my life, when I got on here, and had no idea how.

Sometimes the default rating is your shining moment, your peak.

 Why does it sound like I've given up?

Bubbling B. es from the Booby from Berundi

You have a lot of questions on your mind today, woodshover. I think it's only right to bump your thread until they are answered

No worries. It doesn't sound that way to me. 

I joined a group called Free Chess Lessons, but I think it was deserted.

your just getting lazy ... if you wake then maybe your games won't look like poo