Chess as fertilizer.

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woodshover wrote:
As for posters one through 15, you are all invited to grab your cheesy tortilla chips and munch down on this lovely hot sauce, I'll post below. Here it comes.

 

This was funny. Intentional or not. I would laugh, but I don't have time.Laughing

trysts
RDR75 wrote:
woodshover wrote:
As for posters one through 15, you are all invited to grab your cheesy tortilla chips and munch down on this lovely hot sauce, I'll post below. Here it comes.

 

This was funny. Intentional or not. I would laugh, but I don't have time.


RDR75, woodshover has already proven his innate ability inspiring unintentional laughs. This is not disputed in any way. If the question is "intentional or not"?, there is still more evidence that one could survive a direct hit from an atomic bomb, than there is of woodshover's wit.Laughing

Conflagration_Planet
trysts wrote:
RDR75 wrote:
woodshover wrote:
As for posters one through 15, you are all invited to grab your cheesy tortilla chips and munch down on this lovely hot sauce, I'll post below. Here it comes.

 

This was funny. Intentional or not. I would laugh, but I don't have time.


RDR75, woodshover has already proven his innate ability inspiring unintentional laughs. This is not disputed in any way. If the question is "intentional or not"?, there is still more evidence that one could survive a direct hit from an atomic bomb, than there is of woodshover's wit.


 You're a wellspring of snide remarks, but I've never been impressed by your wit yet.

Conflagration_Planet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbScYCkVCRE&feature=related   Sip this sauce.

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Woodshover, you are not being nice. Don't you realize that if we ate or sipped that stuff we would burn our throats and probably even die? Surely you don't wish that on us.

Conflagration_Planet

But it looks delicious!!!!!!

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OK. Do you suppose it would make good fertilizer?

Conflagration_Planet

I was just wondering how many games a person of average talent would have to play to get to perhaps 1500 or so.

Timotheous
i've often heard the secret was in the sauce. Nice picture btw.
electricpawn
woodshover wrote:
electricpawn wrote:

I don't know about fertilizer, but this is some self indulgent crap.


 Your post is stupid stupid crap.


 Double stupid, I ....I don't know what to say.

Conflagration_Planet

Did you check out the sauce I posted?

trysts
woodshover wrote:

I was just wondering how many games a person of average talent would have to play to get to perhaps 1500 or so.


Since you started at 1200 last December, and now you're 1114, and you want to know how long before you're 1500?  I'm going with never.Laughing

Conflagration_Planet
trysts wrote:
woodshover wrote:

I was just wondering how many games a person of average talent would have to play to get to perhaps 1500 or so.


Since you started at 1200 last December, and now you're 1114, and you want to know how long before you're 1500?  I'm going with never.


 That was a default rating, and you know it. I'd never played before in my life, when I got on here, and had no idea how.

trysts
woodshover wrote:
trysts wrote:
woodshover wrote:

I was just wondering how many games a person of average talent would have to play to get to perhaps 1500 or so.


Since you started at 1200 last December, and now you're 1114, and you want to know how long before you're 1500?  I'm going with never.


 That was a default rating, and you know it. I'd never played before in my life, when I got on here, and had no idea how.


Sometimes the default rating is your shining moment, your peak.

Conflagration_Planet

 Why does it sound like I've given up?

Timotheous
Boobyfisher69 wrote:
trysts wrote:
woodshover wrote:
trysts wrote:
woodshover wrote:

I was just wondering how many games a person of average talent would have to play to get to perhaps 1500 or so.


Since you started at 1200 last December, and now you're 1114, and you want to know how long before you're 1500?  I'm going with never.


 That was a default rating, and you know it. I'd never played before in my life, when I got on here, and had no idea how.


Sometimes the default rating is your shining moment, your peak.


Sounds like you've given up..

Bubbling B. es from the Booby from Berundi

trysts

You have a lot of questions on your mind today, woodshover. I think it's only right to bump your thread until they are answeredLaughing

Timotheous
woodshover wrote:

 Why does it sound like I've given up?


No worries. It doesn't sound that way to me. 

Conflagration_Planet

I joined a group called Free Chess Lessons, but I think it was deserted.

Xhorxh_D

your just getting lazy ... if you wake then maybe your games won't look like poo